This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~To battle!~

**Smile Dog POV**

I wagged my tail as I trotted alongside Jeff and the others. They seemed riled up about something, but I couldn't help but let my tongue hang out from my mouth and sniff the cold autumn air.

It always smells like fall in Slender's forest.

They were chattering about something and my ears perked up when I heard the name _______. That was the gal who rubbed my ears and gave me treats and played with me! She gave me cuddles and let me sleep in her bed when Offender wasn't around and she cooed kind words to me. 

One time when I was sick, Jeffy and _______ took care of me, both of them on either side of me, hugging me and rubbing my belly and feeding me, it made me so happy.

My tail wagged a bit faster at the thought until I took a moment to sniff around and realize that ______'s scent wasn't among us. She hadn't been with us for a little bit, and it made me sad because she was around every day! Where had she gone?

My tail dropped and i listened to their chatter.

"______ better be alright or I'm gonna stab Zalgo in the ass," Jeff growled.

"And Offender better be too!" Splendor chimed, a hint of worry in his cheerful facade.

"He was supposed to scout it out, yet he didn't come back. It's scary!" Trender exclaimed dramatically.

Toby twitched and scratched his neck. "But we're gonna be fine, with all of us together we should be able to kill Zalgo and save them both."

"Where are we going anyway? How do you think Offender even found Zalgo? Or is he still looking?" Laughing Jack asked.

No one talked for a bit until Toby came up with an idea. "The graveyard! The one Slender told us not to go to!" He exclaimed. "He must have went there, that's where we need to check first!"

"Let's give it a try," Ben said, then grinned

I followed after them still, my mind still focused on _______'s kindness. I missed her.

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**Zalgo POV**

They all had left. All of them, lining up like pigs to the slaughter.

All of them except the one I wanted so badly to kill.

I glanced back at Offender who was hanging from the cieling by his feet and smiled. 

"Mr. Loverman, how do you feel now that you've lead all these people to their deaths?" I asked him and then let out a deep chuckle.

He grimaced but said nothing.

I had removed his coat and placed him in a pair of pants, which I knew he would hate, and exposed his chest wound. A steady stream of blood ran down his snow white sculpted chest and pattered on the charred earth in a pool.

I turned back to the orb and watched them approach the graveyard which still had a portal connected from here to there and a grotesque smile grew onto my face. "Here they come now, aren't you excited?"

I turned to ______ who was chained to the ground far away from her love and approached her. I grabbed her face and forced her to look at me. "What about you my darling? Aren't you excited to watch them all die?"

"Leave them alone! They don't deserve this!" She cried.

Offenderman squirmed about in his restraints. "Hey! Don't touch her!"

A vile thought came to mind and I leaned in and kissed _____, just to feel her struggle beneath me and to upset Offender who was watching.

God was it amazing to have power. 

"Don't you do that you satanic piece of shit! Get away from her!"

I kissed her with more intensity, feeling her tremble and try to push me away but when I put her through immense pain, she lay limp like a rag doll and refused to react to my actions.

Offender's chains that held him up were rattling and his tendrils were extended. "I'll kill you if it's the last thing I do! You'll pay for this you fucker!"

"It's not like you ever cared, you always were one to move onto the next one," I said. "What if I were claim her as my own, right now? What would you do about it?" Offender began to protest but I shut him up. "You couldn't do a thing. You are trapped, and so is she."

______ sobbed beneath me and I finally let her go, only for her to hang her head down low and for her gaze to refuse to meet mine.

Yes... This power to do what I wanted was surging through my body. I was going to kill them all and save ______ to be my queen. She'd be mine, a trophy of the Slender mansion and I'd reign above all of the mortals.

Then, the crowd had arrived, surging in through the portal and making a month of some sort toward me and their trapped kin.

Trender saw his brother and gasped before running to him. "No! Offender!"

"Out of all the Slenders, I've always wanted to kill you the most," I murmured.

"Trender! Stay back!"

But alas, it was too late for the fashionista. I shot a beam of darkness and watched the Slender go down, screaming and writhing in pain on the ground. 

"My cardigan!" He cried. "My beautiful cardigan! Gah! My cardigan and I, we can't survive this!"

Splendor rushed to his side while the rest of the mob approached me, Smile dog seemingly in the lead, snarling at me with his teeth barred.

And when the mongrel leaped at me, the charge of all the other Pastas began too.

This was the beginning of the end, and I knew that I was going to love it.