This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~Strategy~

**Trenderman POV**

All night, I couldn't sleep. All I could think about was how _____ was missing and I had no one to spoil with clothes or jewelry or anything that they'd appreciate.

I was surprised when Offenderman came knocking on my door at 2AM and allowed himself in. "Can't sleep?" he asked.

I shook my head. "No way, not without ______ being here."

"Neither can anyone else. Come out into the living room, everyone but Slendy is up," Offender said.

I followed after him and down the stairs where there was a crowd of Pastas, yet surprisingly all of them were silent. They were circled around something, and once I made my way through the crowd with Offenderman I saw it was the shred of cloth that came from _________'s clothing.

I couldn't even say anything, all I knew is that we were all thinking the same thing. How dare Zalgo rip up ______'s beautiful clothing?!

"What do we do?" Clockwork asked quietly. 

Oh, it appears I was mistaken about what they were thinking.

"This isn't enough to convince Slendy. We all know this," Toby whispered.

Jeff finally broke the quietness with a loud scoff. "You know what?! Fuck it! Let's do it ourselves! Slender said he wasn't strong enough to kill Zalgo, so maybe if we all fight him at the same time, we can kick his ass! Besides, this is something we need to fucking do," he said.

"It's true, at some point we'll end up fighting Zalgo anyway. There isn't much to lose at this point point," Offender grumbled. "Alright listen up. I'm going to confront Zalgo myself, scout things out. Then tomorrow you can tell Slendy I went to kill Zalgo. It'll give him enough reason to send everyone out."

I gasped. "But brother! I... I've never seen you so selfless before but don't you think that's a tad bit on the dangerous side?"

"Think about what ______ could be going through right now, I don't care what happens to me if I can save her from the hell Zalgo has probably brought her into."

Splendor broke into tears. "NoooOooo! Don't go!"

There were a few mumbles of protest from the crowd before Offender grimaced.

"I'm being fucking serious! I'm going right now, whether you want me to or not."

I pouted. "At least return to us, alright?"

Offender gave a warm smile. "Yeah, whatever Trender," he stated. It wasn't rude or sarcastic but a more tender play on his usual response to me. "See ya in hell."

And before anyone could say anything, offenderman disappeared in an instant.