This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~Who are you?!~

**Your POV**

You were just preparing to go to sleep, after all, you'd been thinking about everything that was happening and your thoughts had reached a conclusion around 2AM. Everything was comfortable, your blankets were getting warm and everything and your eyelids were starting to get heavy when there was a loud knock on the door.

"Who the fuck disturbs my sleep this early?" You grumbled. You got up from your comfy and lovely bed that cried for you to come back when you left and confronted the door.

You opened it without clearly thinking who might be there and met with a pale face with a disturbing carved smile.

You screamed and jumped back. "Who the fuck are you?!"

"Jesus christ lady, we came here to protect you apparently, what are you scared of the dark too?"The boy asked. he appeared to be a teenage boy with black hair and very small pupils.

"I was NOT expecting that this early, what the fuck happened to you?" You exclaimed.

"Fuck you, I'm beautiful, and my name is Jeff. Jeff the killer, and I brought my friend Ben along with me to uhm... Protect you I guess."

You weren't really sure how to react at this point, you were just starting to piece things together and suddenly you realized who they were.

"Y-you're real... I'd only heard about you on the web, I never figured you were real..."

Suddenly Ben appeared upside down before you, probably hanging from the roof.

"We're about as real as real gets!" He exclaimed.

You jumped back in shock and then wondered why these two weren't going to kill you. "D-Did Offender send you?"

"That tall asshole slenderman did. But something along the lines of 'protect smexy's gf, bla bla bla,' so yeah in a sense he did too. You are kinda pretty though, so I see why we had to come out here," Jeff answered.

"Your hot actually," Ben chimed in.

"Ew, a lot different from the web I guess. You can come in if you want, so long as you don't kill me," You said.

"Don't feel like getting Slendy pissed off, so you don't have to worry..." Jeff mumbled. Then he grabbed you by the neck and pinned you above the ground against a wall. You squealed and started squirming against his grip. "But that doesn't mean I can't kill, so watch your tongue. I'll make you go to sleep if I have to." He let go of you and watched you fall to the ground, holding your neck.

The both of them came in and flopped onto nearby couches while you got up and mentally cursed Jeff for being an ass and hurting you in the first few minutes of meeting him. 

"Ugh, I'm going to bed..." You grumbled, and then returned to your now cold bed that had died while waiting for you to return and climbed in between the sheets. You rested your head and slowly drifted off to sleep, glad that Offender hadn't lied to you.

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**Jeff's POV**

"Yo I'm bored," Ben groaned.

"Me too, this lady is no fun. First thing she does is go back to sleep. She's not a creature of the night like we are," I answered.

"Wanna raid her fridge while she's asleep?"

"We could do that... Or we could kill the shit out of her neighbors."

"That sounds fun, but don't we need to stay here and guard her?"

"We could take turns, one of us stays here and the other goes out to kill or cause mayhem."

"I'm already dying so I'm gonna go first. Good luck with any demons you find~!" Ben got up from the couch and ran to the front door where he proceeded to fling himself out into the woods to find a new victim.

"Yeah right, like there'd be any demons here." I sighed and laid my head back against the arm of the couch. It's not like I could rest my eyes or anything, because I couldn't close them but it was something similar to the experience of day dreaming when there was a small bang coming from the kitchen.

"What the hell..." I grumbled. I sat up and looked around but saw nothing. "Coulda just been my imagination but I might as well check just in case." I got up from the couch and silently approached the kitchen, holding my knife tightly in my hand. I quickly scanned the area and saw a dark figure standing in front of the fridge.

"You better speak up before I fucking kill you," I said. The figure quickly spun around and put its hands up.

"P-please don't hurt me," it said. It sounded like an old masculine voice. I quickly flipped the light on and saw an old man.

"How did you get in here?" I growled.

"I-I came in through the window... I just needed to talk to (y/n), she's in deep trouble..." The old man murmured.

"What do you mean she's in deep trouble?"

"There's an attack planned on her house in about an hour, I saw it in a dream and I had a bad feeling it was going to be true..."

"Just who in the hell are you?"

"I'm Jack..."

Jeff remembered the name from Slender's rant and quickly pinned the old man to the wall with a knife against his throat.

"I've been given orders to kill you so if you don't give me one reason to not kill you I won't fucking hesitate to let this precious blade kill your ass."

"W-why would someone want me dead?! All I want is to protect (y/n)!"

There was a sudden clawing noise, and I turned to see a strange creature entering through the window. 

"You're lucky this time old man," I growled, then let go of him and attacked the creature. The moment my blade met its flesh, the creature disintegrated into a black smoke. "What the hell... I've never seen anything like this.." I grumbled.

Tonight would be quite the night.