This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~Good intentions, right?~

**Offender's POV**

"You branded her?!" Slenderman exclaimed, towering over me to appear scary and intimidating.

"Yep. She'll be here for awhile, why not make her useful?" I answered smugly.

"And then what happens when she holds a grudge against you for dumping her off after 6 months?" Slender grabbed a pan and turned on the stove.

"Who said I was going to just drop her like that?"

"I know you too well Offender, once your sentence is up you'll stop caring about her." He cracked some eggs into the pan and began gently shuffling them about.

"This time is different Slender, I know she's more than a toy! I love her!" I took a step forward to show how passionate I was, something I didn't normally do towards Slenderman at all. He usually won an argument, but today was going to be different.

"You say that now, but I'd love to hear you say that after 6 months. This is only the beginning. You're blinded by your infatuation with her." The eggs appeared to be scrambled enough so he dumped them onto a plate and began the process again.

"I'll show you Slendy, I'll show you how truthful I'm being about this. Just you wait."

"And then I can see just how much you thought you cared. Good luck Offender, I really mean it. Now go on and leave, unless you'd like to help me with breakfast."

I grumbled a bit and then shrugged. "I suppose I can help. Looks like you got a lot on your plate if you know what I mean," I jested, pointing at the large pile of eggs on the plate he'd been preparing. He smacked me in the back of my head and gave me an apron.

"Get to work, you know how breakfasts are around here."

"OW, jeez, I was kidding." I tied the apron around waist and began cooking with my brother. Today, (y/n) was going to have a very special dish prepared by none other than me, and it will exceed her expectations. It better.