This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~Not the cinnamon roll!~

**Offender's POV**

Several days had gone by and I'd stayed away from the poor girl! Honestly it was hard for me to do, especially because I needed to star bonding on a relationship level to get some action... But I'd done it. And today was the day I'd get to see her, and she'd even get to meet Splendor too!

I smiled and met with Splendy outside. "You ready to meet my future girlfriend?" I asked him.

He nodded excitedly.

We were about to teleport away when suddenly someone burst through the front door and a loud sighing noise was heard.

"Why can't I meet your girlfriend?" We both turned around and saw Trenderman standing with his arms crossed and his foot tapping impatiently.

"Ugh, you can meet her another time, I promised Splendy he could come with me," I groaned. Out of all the brothers, Trenderman is probably the most annoying... Although Splendorman really seems to like him. 

"Are you saying it would be a problem for me to tag along too?" He questioned, his foot tapping getting faster and seemingly aggravated.

"What he's trying to say is that we'd love to have you along, but we don't want to scare her by bringing the entire family along," Splendorman said.

Trenderman scoffed. "Whatever. Next time I'm going to meet her and judge her fashion sense. You have to find the right girl for you Offender, I won't let you date some... Some skank!" He exclaimed.

"Fuck off Trender. She's not a skank. See you later," I growled, then the both of us teleported away to see (y/n).

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**Your POV**

Today was the arranged day to meet Offender and you did not feel good at all. Your stomach was in knots and you didn't know what you would do if he showed up, in fact, you'd forgotten to ask about what else the guy could do! For some reason you always felt that vibe that you couldn't escape his presence even if you tried, and today that scared you.

When you heard a knock at your door you near jumped out of your skin.

"Who is it?" You called.

"It's Smexy," You heard from the door.

"Please go away, I don't want to do this today," you said. 

"Are you ok? I hope you're not hurt or sick!" He said.

"I don't feel good right now just... Leave me alone! I'd just be a toy to you anyway..."

You heard another knock on the door.

"Please (y/n) let me in. You're not just some toy, why do you think that?"

"You're a Sexual Offender! I don't want to be a victim like the others!"

You heard a loud gasp. "No I'm not! Who the hell told you that?" 

"Offendy.... What's a sexual offender?" You heard another voice ask.

You froze. "Did you bring someone else with you?" You asked slowly.

"Please (y/n) let's talk this out. I don't know what you heard about me, but we have to talk, we have to," Offender pleaded.

You got up and slowly approached the door. "Who the hell is with you?"

"Splendorman wanted to meet you, the poor kid has been so lonely... Who talked to you?"

You stopped and started shaking your head. "No, no, no no no this is not good..."

"Splendor, you're going to have to go home for today, you're too innocent to see what's about to happen," you heard Offender say.

"I won't leave, I don't want you to hurt her!" You heard Splendy say.

"I'm not going to hurt her. I promise."

A split decision came to mind. Would you answer the door and get this over with or would you turn the other way and run? The other Slender sounded nice enough... 

'Besides the point, you shouldn't meet with any of them.' The warning rang through your mind like a bullet. The decision was made. You opened the door and glared at Offender. Beside him was a tall man, similar in features to him except that he had a basic smiley face and a polka dot suit, tie, and a top hat to finish it off.

"Hi (y/n)! I hope we're not disrupting something important that you were doing," He said, bowing and taking off his top hat as if to be polite. He put it back on his head and made a small smile.

"You're Splendorman right?" You asked, making sure Offender wasn't lying. After all, it seemed like he had lied to you after the last time you'd met.

"He did tell you about me! Yes, I'm Splendorman. I'm so happy to get to meet you!" He chimed.

"Can we please talk (y/n)?" Offender asked.

You glared daggers at him. "Not in front of this lovely cinnamon roll. Based on what I've heard already he's pretty sheltered. Today I'm going to get to meet him, and NEXT time we can talk."

He frowned, and it almost seemed as though his mouth twitched angrily.

"Come on in Splendy. We're going to let Offender take a chill pill for a bit ok?" You said.

"Yay! Just make sure you let him in when he's calmed down," he answered.

You nodded and both went inside leaving Offender by himself.