Dear Readers, part 2

Entry Number Twelve (10/22/2013)

Dear readers,

I'm real sorry I haven't posted in such a long time! I got a comment by email asking me to please update my Dear Readers, so here goes nothing.

SO from what I can see (I just checked), the last time I updated I was telling you guys about how I was gonna switch up my grades. And... other stuff lol

I DID switch up my classes. Originally this year I was taking course overload this semester. Which basically means I was taking six classes. I was taking Creative Writing, Literature, Skeletal Biology, Human Sexuality, Human Rights and 2nd year Japanese, but I just had way too much on my plate. I fucking suck at coping with stress, and I figured that if I continued on as I was going, I'd probs end up having a mental breakdown. 

SO I dropped my Japanese class. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're probably wondering why I did that you've only ever heard me say great things about my Japanese class. Well this year it was a different story. This year I'd been having a lot more difficulty in the course, and it was a lot more of the same thing but harder and I just wasn't having fun anymore. It was my least favorite out of all of my classes. Also, I can probably learn Japanese on my own time if I try hard enough.

I really love Skeletal Bio. I have that class in about a half an hour. For our assignments, we have to identify bone fragments and we get to work with actual bones. Human Rights is a really interesting topic, and my prof. is apparently a very easy marker (which I wouldn't really know, because we STILL haven't gotten any assignments back). Human Sexuality is something I've been interested in for a long time, and the teacher is so entertaining. She makes us elaborate and explain in great detail what we're talking about, especially when it's about the act of sex itself. My Creative Writing and Literature classes are both taught by amazing and weird-ass teachers.

My Creative Writing prof runs marathons and is someone you can't have gone to my University without hearing about him. Everyone loves him, and his classes are really hard to get into because they're always full. He has the energy to fill a stadium, and he's just an amazing guy. He's kind of like a bald, not nearly as old, athletic, non-british version of Dumbledore. Same general feeling. He's weird and motivated and interesting. In class we basically just write and do peer reviews. It's awesome. By the end of the semester We'll all have a 40-50-ish page manuscript done. It's made up of Creative Non-fiction, Poetry, Script, Fiction and... I can't remember.  I'll probably post my finished manuscript on here.

My Literature prof is also well known with hard classes to get into, but he's known for wearing short-shorts and riding everywhere on his bicycle, even in the winter. He doesn't have a phone, a car, or an email address. So far in class we've covered Fight Club (we watched the movie) and Oedipus Rex (The assignment was about both of them, and I managed to do it without ever even opening Oedipus Rex. Also he accepts artwork for assignments, so I didn't have to write an assignment). We also just finished watching Hamlet (the version where Hamlet is blond with a moustashe). We'll be covering Into the Wild next. He talks through movies and is a major movie/book spoiler, but I don't mind so much because the way he talks about it makes it so much easier to understand and he's just really easy to listen to. Even though I used to always have my Japanese class after it, I could never resist staying a bit after class to have a conversation with he man. 

Unfortunately, even though I absolutely adore this University and my classes, I am just not able to handle the stress, so it's likely that I'll end up transfering to a photography and film college. I AM considering doing a Major or Honours in Creative Writing here, but it's still a resounding MAYBE.

As for the... other stuff... I ended up buying a vibrator, but I never end up using it because I'm just too lazy to get it out every single time I masturbate and then clean it when I'm don and put it away. It's just too much of a hassle, and I masturbate fairly often, so it's just kinda meh. My fingers are enough for clitoral stimulation.

lol, just realized I'm not bothered at all that I'm letting you guys know that. I guess my Human Sexuality course has affected me some. I actually have that course right after my Skeletal Bio course. Which is in like 10 minutes, so I need to hurry and finishe writing this so I can go pee.

My roommate this year is someone I can actually hang out with. And she's not super cleanly and she doesn't go to bed as early as my last roommate. 

OHHH mah god there's this story I need to tell you guys about one of my friends in my wing and Skype lol but that'll be after I get back from classes.

Ta ta for now!

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Back! So, anyway, my friend is someone who has a lot of sex. And I mean a LOT of sex. She has several sex partners. How I envy her, oh my god. So, I was in her room, and we were talking about her very impressive sex life, and she was talking about how one of her guys has a humongously long dick. She also warned me that he'd be skyping her soon and would likely take out said dick because they had a bet on the amount of times she could get him off on camera by the end of the year. I didn't really care, because I'm not exactly squeemish when it comes to things like this, so I stayed in the room.

BUT WHEN HE ACTUALLY PULLED OUT HIS DICK THOUGH!!!

HOLY SHITE THAT THING WAS HUGE!!!

I think I was pretty much hysterical for the next like half an hour, because I was just laughing so hard with shock. Like, I knew she said it was big, and she showed me approximately how long with her hands, but of course I though she was overexaggerating... but she really wasn't.

I may or may not have agreed to have a threesome with them when he comes to visit her in December...

I kind of regret it though because I'm not attracted to her at all... Hopefully they've forgotten about it lol

Oh, and I forgot to mention, my roomie is in a really loving and nauseatingly adorable relationship with her boyfriend and I'm really envious of her... and as a result I may or may not have concocted BDSM senarious with her and/or her boyfriend... hehe...

And also, I created a porn/activism/sex positivity Tumblr. I'm thinking of maybe making another tumblr and transfering this blog over to it for easier access to those who want to read it... (I'd still post it here, but it would be on tumblr too)

Please let me know if you think it's a good idea, otherwise it's not going to happen.

I know there are people who read this, because why in the hell else would 21 people be subscribed to me (it's not like I often post pieces of my writing). So why, I wonder, does no one ever answer my questions??

Okey dokey then... see yas