Zalfie Oneshots

Family Fortunes (Suggested)

"Oh I love this bit!" Sean grinned, his eyes glued to the television in front of him in a childlike way.

Poppy sat beside him, one leg crossed over the other, some health kick smoothie she was trying out in her hand. She couldn't help but laugh at Sean as he watched the first ever quiddich match Harry Potter played, his eyes following the young wizard's every move, his mouth permanently open in the form of a smile.

In the corner of the sofa however, there were two people not watching the film at all. In fact, they weren't even aware it was on they were so indulged in one another. Those people were Zoe and Alfie.

"I love your eyes" Alfie whispered to Zoe, gently moving closer to her and kissing her eyelids as she let her eyes fall closed.

Smiling and opening her eyes elegantly Zoe replied "I love your chest" and she lent towards his strong chest and left a quick kiss there through his white shirt.

Alfie moved towards Zoe before she could straighten up completely, pressing his lips against her neck and throat and whispering in her ear "I love your laugh".

"Mmmh" Zoe mumbled in pleasure, loving the feeling of his lips on her skin for a little while and then holding his smiling face between her dainty hands.

"I love your smile" Zoe whispered to Alfie, kissing his lips over and over in cute little pecks, almost like first kisses.

The couple continued their antics in the corner of the couch, oblivious to what was going on around them. However, on the fat side of the couch the little giggles and groans and whispers and sighs had drawn the attention of the eldest Deyes child.

Poppy removed her glance from her boyfriend to see her brother and his girlfriend in a lip lock opposite her, their bodies close together and their smiles ridiculously obvious. She grabbed her phone and aimed it at the couple, the camera noises interrupting their isolated moment and their confused faces turning to Poppy.

"Oh look! A Zalfie kiss! A Zalfie kiss! OMG!" Poppy teased, laughing at her own joke and taking more pictures.

Alfie huffed and made a grab at Poopy's phone making his sister laugh more but relax back into her seat.

"Shut up Pop" Alfie sighed, his cheeks slightly flushed. Zoe smiled bashfully beside him and gently pulled him back to sit next to her, cuddling into his body - this time side by side.

Poppy laughed again, only to receive a distracted "SHHH!" and a hand to the face from a still engrossed Sean. Poppy rolled her eyes and sunk back into the sofa, rolling we eyes a little.

As Hermione and Harry discovered how to turn back time, Alfie took Zoe's small hand into his much larger one and kissed it gently. He was being quite the romantic today, but he just wanted to be with Zoe, he was happy in his relationship. Zoe smiled over at him making him grin, and he leant over to kiss her forehead gently.

"Awww look at that, Alfie-Walfie's in love" Poppy's voice boomed trough the room, her tone telling she was enjoying irritating her brother.

Again, "Shut up Pop" came from Alfie's clenched mouth, and Poppy settled back into her seat with a smug look on her face.

"Ugh" Alfie half whispered.

"Don't let her bother you" Zoe told him quietly, lying her head on his chest, "she just likes to embarrass you."

"She's so annoying." Alfie replied, loud enough so Poppy could hear, and then he tried to concentrate on the film.

As the credits started to role, Alfie and Zoe had again become involved in a cute, playful lip lock, their hands intertwined and their smiles again very prominent.

Sean sighed happily and hit his knees, "Well that was great" he said enthusiastically, plainly ignoring Zoe and Alfie as they sat opposite him and smiling at his girlfriend.

"Well, I wouldn't know" Poppy sighed over dramatically, "All I could hear was 'oh Zoe I love you oh Zoe I want to kiss you mwah mwah mwah'". Poppy imitated Alfie in an annoying voice.

"Shut up Pop! Why are you being so annoying tonight?" Alfie was getting irritated with his sister now, she was winding him up.

Poppy laughed "You two are such loved up dweebs." Poppy thought she was hilarious, Zoe let out a little giggle at how funny Poppy thought she was, not that phased by Poppy's attempts to embarrass them knowing full well Poppy's intention was to annoy Alfie, Alfie rolled his eyes and sighed, sitting back and holding Zoe's waist, cuddling her gently, and Sean just rolled his eyes and looked at Poppy.

"Quit it now Pop, he's had enough. You wouldn't like it if it were you." Sean told her, a seriousness in his voice coming out between his happy tone.

"It wouldn't bother me at all" Poppy laughed, then turned towards her brother pulling a face "Alfie's just a baby who can't take i-Ahh" Poppy was interrupted by Sean planting kisses on her face and trying to over hug her.

"Oooooooooo!" Zoe teased.

"Poopy's got a boyfriend! Oh they're so cute oh look aww little Poppy's all grown up" Alfie joined in, getting his phone out and turning the volume up to take obviouse pictures.

"Alright alright!" Poppy squeezed her way out of Sean's grasp "I'm sorry" she grumbled, but that was enough to satisfy Alfie, a triumphant smirk on his lips.

Zoe stood and began collecting up the used cups. Sean quickly jumped up to help her. As they left the living room to walk into the kitchen both Deyes kids sat with crossed arms and childish pouts, furrowed eyebrows and they wouldn't talk to one another.

Zoe began to load the cups into the dishwasher and Sean leant against the side, watching.

"Thanks for that" Zoe chuckled in regard to Sean's fight back against Poppy to stop her from embarrassing her and Alfie.

Sean smiled and shook his head "She was getting on my nerves, let alone your's and Alf's" he laughed along with Zoe.

Zoe closed up the now full dishwasher and put it on. "You know they're in there now acting like little children" Zoe shook her head.

"I know" Sean chuckled, "its ridiculous."

Zoe turned to Sean with a smirk on her face, one that said 'I've got a plan'.

"What?" Sean raised his eyebrows at her.

Zoe ran into the hall and grabbed a bag Alfie had brought home from town earlier that day. She rushed back to the kitchen and pulled out two matching items, exchanging a knowing, cheeky smile with Sean.

"I say those Deyes kids need to be treated like kids if that's how they're going to act" Sean had caught on, and he took one of the items from Zoe and preparing it. Zoe prepared her item and nodded at Sean, "Absolutely!"

The two stood back to back at the doorway of the living room their 'guns' at the ready in front of their chests, filled with water, and high fived before pulling down their imaginary goggles, finding themeselves more than funny but trying desperately not to make too much noise and give the game away.

"Okay, on three" Sean whispered.

"One."

"Two."

"Three!"

Zoe and Sean burst the living room door open and each charged at their significant other, shouting remarks like "Put your hands where I can see them" and "You're under arrest for being too annoying!".

Zoe and Sean shrieked with laughter as they squirted water at a suddenly even more annoyed Poppy and a shocked Alfie.

"Team Not Deyes!" They hollered as they high fived and made fun of their soaked partners.

The four adults had fun that evening.