Scomiche - Secret Diary of a Fangirl

32. Flirt

Say hello to David <3

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David: MITCH
David: MITCHMITCHMITCHCHHHHHH
David: HELP AIUTO AIDA I NEED YOUUUUUU

Mitch: ?!?!?!?!
Mitch: slow down breathe
Mitch: type

David: helppppp meeeeee Connor is being a little shit and i'm freakingggggg

Mitch: oh is he now ... do tell

Not that I need him to. I already know exactly why he's having a meltdown of diva proportions. I love free entertainment.

David: he told me he's gonna take me out on a date
David: like out of the blue
David: AND HE WON'T TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING!!

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mitch: that's adorable!!!!!!!!!

David: NO IT'S NOT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR!!!!!!
David: what if it's a fancy place and i show up in jeans?!? and what if i wear like nice preppy clothes and it's some bbq place
David: i mean I love bbq BUT WHAT DO I WEAR
David: THIS IS A DISASTER

Mitch: relax queen
Mitch: first thing on the agenda is to breathe and calm down.

David: how can i calm down??? I don't know what to wear Mitch!!!!
David: I'm going on a date w my...well my someone and i don't know what to wear
David: HELP ME

Mitch: Ok babe... your fairy godMitchy is here ... it'll all be ok
Mitch: i'm amazing at this
Mitch: just go casual

He is lucky that I happen to know Connor has a spectacular night planned, but nothing too extravagant because that is not David's style. I should probably elaborate but it's JUST. SO. FUN. watching him squirm. Don't tell me you aren't enjoying it too.

David: "casual"
David:  what the fuck does that even mean
David: "casual"
David: for some people casual is pjs bottoms

Mitch: David...
Mitch: work with me here ok
Mitch: wear fucking jeans and a cute shirt - you're hot enough you don't need to worry. You could show up in a fücking potato sack and still make everyone fall all over themselves
Mitch: wear your black skinny jeans those make your ass look good enough to bite
Mitch: well even more so than usual

David: my ass always looks good enough to bite
David: it's MY ass
David: but yeah okay black skinny jeans always work
David: uh
David: how about this shirt

Dammmmmmmmmmn boy. Sometimes I forget how hot my friend is and then BAM there all of that is right in my face. I may or may not stare too long. Shhh.

David: MITTCHHHYYY

Mitch: remind me again why i'm not your boyfriend?'

Damn he is beautiful. Why did I never attack this man again?

Ooooooo... that's why. I lean back into the warm chest suddenly at my back and snuggle into the embrace. His arm (that gorgeous arm... ugh it's incredible) is tucked against my stomach and the world is a happy happy happy place. Yep, this is all I want. He is all I want.

I direct a smile his way as he perches his chin on my shoulder. I know he's reading my conversation, but who cares. What's mine is yours right!? It's not like I have anything to hide anymore.

David: Cause you chose the perfect hot blonde superstar?
David: But hey I'm still free 😉
David: just dump said super hot boyfriend..or even better..bring him too.