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It Is, What It Isn't

"You two are so alike, yet so different." Yuki commented as soon as she walked in the door of the small apartment she owned. She didn't know we were here, but she didn't seem surprised to see both of us lazily sprawled out over her two couches which were very comfortable might I add.

"He's 'hella gay'." Kaname said.

"And he's about to be hella spayed."

"Isn't that when a female cat or dog gets fixed so it can't reproduce?" Yuki asked and I simply nodded.

"More like a dog, because he's a little bitch."

"Yes but soon, I'll be your little bitch."

"Ah yes, queen Kaname, my bitch. I like it very much." I snorted. Yuki shook her head.

"Are you drunk?"

"Which one?" Kaname joked and she took a minute to think.

"Both." She stated with a giggle and sat down on my legs. I glared softly at her but it was just jokingly. "Anyway, I thought you two hated each other- or I thought you hated him, Zero."

"I hate him with a passion, I just so happen to get along with him occasionally. Plus I'm in a good mood, his mother is getting the dress altered for him." I said with a smirk and Yuki broke into a fit of giggles.

"I feel betrayed." He stated, feigning hurt but not being able to hide his own amusement at the predicament that he was in. "I'm not gonna lie, the dress looks good on me."

"That's because you have a very, how should I say, feminine figure. Grow some tits and a vagina and bam! You're a woman." I said, over exaggerating the 'bam'.

"Especially with that long, wavy hair of yours." Yuki chimed in.

"I would cut it but honestly, could you two imagine me with short hair?" He stated more than asked and both Yuki and I shook our heads. "Exactly, so I am forever cursed with looking like a woman!"

"If you weren't an asshole you'd be attractive."

"Says the asshole." Kaname retorted and I scoffed.

"Me being an asshole makes me more attractive. It just works for me!" I nagged and he rolled his eyes.

"You two are priceless." Yuki said while shaking her head. "Zero do you want any blood substitute?" She asked and I grimaced.

"No thanks, I just had a bowl of liver stew before we came here." I said, cringing at my words. She giggled but nodded anyway. She got up and walked to the kitchen, leaving Kaname and I alone.

"You know you will have to start taking those, right?" He informed me and I sighed while I sat up.

"I know, I just don't want to. I've survived off of regular human food for most of my life, vampire and human so it's hard for me to convert. You two have been living off of blood your whole lives and I'm still trying not to kill myself over this." I stated plainly.

"You better not kill yourself." He warned and I smirked.

"Or what?"

"Or I'll make you wish you hadn't." I laughed loudly.

"I'll be dead dumbass. You can't do anything after that." I informed and he challenged me.

"Don't underestimate what I can do, Kiryu." Kaname told me. "I don't see why you hate vampires so much."

"My parents were vampire hunters back when it was good to hunt them. That rogue pure blood killed them when she turned me. She killed them while I was at school and that's why she came after me when I was at the bus stop." I said and he looked over at me.

"I'm sorry kid."

"'Kid'" I joked and he chuckled. "Hey, do you like me?" I asked for no apparent reason. There was a part of me, a very small, almost nonexistent part of me that hoped he would say yes. But I mostly wanted him to laugh and say fuck off.

"I mean, you're cool I guess. An asshole, but you're funny. You make me laugh and that's not something a lot of people can do." He stated. "And you also make me sexually confused so I never know whether to be hard or whether to cut my dick off."

"Always the latter mate." I said cheekily and he snorted. "Well I don't know, I'm sure I'm pretty sexy so it may be the former too."

"Exactly, my point made."

"Your point of being sexually frustrated?"

"Yep." He said while popping the 'P' a little more than necessary. "What about you? Do you like me?" He asked and I thought about it. I didn't hate the guy, but I wasn't overly fond of him. He was cool in some ways, he was kind of like me. Sarcasm was his first language when he was angry or irritated.

"You're not bad looking, that's for sure. I'd tap that." I stated without thinking. I wasn't lying because damn was that man fine. I still remember the one time I'd needed to find something and I walked in on him with nothing but a towel loosely around his waist. He was built in just the right way, his little happy trail making me a little more than happy. Holy shit what was happening?

"Wow. Cookie points for me." He joked and I stuck my tongue out. I got up and walked over to where he was. He looked at me strangely. "What the fuck are you- oof!" He made a weird noise as I plopped down on top of him for absolutely no reason and oh my god his body felt so good but that was irrelevant. "You have your own couch, sir." He stated a little out of breath.

"This one is more comfy." I snorted and he chuckled. "Plus if you can't handle clinginess every once in a while then we can't be married." I informed him which he shook his head to.

"You're something else."

"Can I be a unicorn?"

"Why the hell do you want to be a unicorn?" He asked and I sat up to look at him; which meant I was straddling his hips.

"Why would I want to be a unicorn?! Because they're literally the most awesomest animals to ever be created by the young people of the world! No one appreciates those horny horses!" I defended and he started laughing slightly, which made me shake a bit.

"Horny horses oh my god." He said and I snorted again at that. I looked up and seen Yuki standing against the door frame of the kitchen and sipping on something while she watched in amusement. "Get off of my dick." Kaname groaned which made Yuki splutter.

"K-Kaname!" She scolded and he threw his hands up.

"I can't help that the sexual tension! And he's literally crushing my ball sack, so it's a bit painful."

"Come on princess, you don't need that stuff anyway. It's gonna be me doing it all." I teased and Yuki's face grew redder by the second.

"We'll see about that." He shot back and I was honestly feeling a little excited about it.

"Oh we definitely will."

"Okay! That's it! Get off my couch that's weird and gross shoo!" She said urgently. "I am not about to watch two guys that are practically my brothers fuck each other." She exclaimed.

"Go into another room, we'll be quiet." He teased.

"Speak for yourself Kuran."

"Oh my god, guys please..." Yuki groaned and Kaname and I both chuckled.

"To the guest bedroom it is." We both said in unison which made her groan even more as she walked back into the kitchen in defeat.

A quick yet short update xD yay go me

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