50 Shades of Silver

Shade 8

This is written by Annco for the fourth time in a row XD I bet y'all are tired of me by now, but it should be someone else writing next time!

Silvertongue swaggered out of his den, seeing the most beautiful Amethystglimmer. His eyes brightened like the moon and he wanted to test out his new pickup lines.

"My beautiful mouse," he shouted out, "I love you to the moon and back!"

Amethystglimmer turned and scowled at him. "Are you comparing me to prey? I'll have you know that's highly anti-feminist and very offensive. I am most definitely not your prey, Silvertongue." With that, Amethystglimmer stalked off.

Silvertongue wandered off to Google a new pickup line, and returned an hour later with a new phrase.

"Amethystglimmer, did it hurt when you fell from StarClan? Cuz you're drop-dead gorgeous!" he stated flirtatiously.

"Are you calling me a murderer? I'll have you know that my beauty hasn't killed anyone yet." She gave a haughty sniff and stalked off, but Silvertongue chased after her.

"Wait! I just meant that you're as beautiful as all of StarClan!" Silvertongue tried.

"Most of StarClan is just old dead cats! Are you saying that I look like an old dead cat?! You! Are! So! Rude!" Amethystglimmer stomped off, and Silvertongue returned to his den to leave a bad review on that pickup line website. A lot of angry words and a new website later, Silvertongue emerged with another line.

"Hey, Amethystglimmer, you're the fastest thief I've ever seen... You stole my heart within seconds!"

"Are you accusing me of theft? How dare you say such falsehoods!"

So, Silvertongue tried a fourth time.

"Excuse me, do you have a map?" he paused for dramatic effect, "because I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes."

"Are you saying I'm confusing? I'm not confusing! Maybe you're just dumb!"

Finally, Silvertongue admitted defeat and wandered back to his den to sob.