Silvertongue: You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'm taking a break from this seducing today, I'm not doing it. There, I said it, I'm going to sit and watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians and not think about her at all
Silvertongue sits in front of KUWTK and forgets about his duties
Silvertongue: Aw, Kim's showing off her thirty thousand diamond earrings, awesome!
Suddenly, Amethystglimmer bursts in, tears streaming down her face
Amethystglimmer: Oh Silvertongue! I've been rejected!
Silvertongue: You go girl, you look great in that dress, really enhances all the plastic surgery
Amethystglimmer: Silvertongue... I... I think I might
Silvertongue: What do you mean Kanye doesn't like it?! Ugh, so not down the the K's
Amethystglimmer: I think I might love you!
Silvertongue: Awh, North likes it, she's so happy with her unibrow and millions of dollars
Amethyglimmer: Do you.... Feel the same...?
Silvertongue: Don't be sad Kim, you don't need no man, you a strong, independent rich woman
Amethyglimmer: Are you even listening? I thought you were crazy about me!
Silvertongue: Father son bonding, aw, look at little Saint, isn't he cute with his egotistical daddy
Amethystglimmer: You know what? I quit, I quit Silvertongue! I'm so over you!
Amethystglimmer leaves in annoyance
Silvertongue: That's it? It's over? Well, I guess I better get back to reality
Grabs a rose and bow tie
Silvertongue: Time to win her heart again!
~This would probably happen every time Silvertongue gives up. Written by Hazel~
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