Silvertongue is in his mancave, furiously clicking at his computer.
Silvertongue: I've got the best idea! *snickers as he slams his paw against his mouse* She has to love me after this!
Somehow, there's not a sliver of doubt in his mind.
Cat: What?
Silvertongue realizes all of a sudden that he joined the voicechat of the game he's playing.
Silvertongue: Oh, mousedung!
Cat: What?
Silvertongue: Nothing... nothing.... it's all nothing.
Cat: *pauses* Who are you ingame?
Silvertongue: *sheepishly* clickmAsterxx103
Cat: Oh, you're still wearing chainmail. *snorts.* Here, I'm RockxDestroyer.
Silvertongue's jaw drops.
Silvertongue: *sputters* T-the RockxDestroyer? The one and only cat who rose to the top without a team, without an alliance, without hacks?
Rock: *tips hat ingame* That'd be me.
Silvertongue: I'm honored to be in your presence! Is helping noobs your favorite pasttime?
Rock: *shrugs and let's pretend Silvertongue can magically see that oof* Want me to teach you the basics?
Silvertongue: Yes please! Thank you so much!
Rock: No need to thank me. Let's go. *rolling eyes*
Silvertongue: Alrighty
After a long playing session.
Rock: What's your phone number? I'll add you to my group chat for the game.
Silvertongue: 696-969-6969.
Rock: *types it in.* Alr... hey, wait you're already in my contacts... Silvertongue???
Silvertongue: *laughs nervously* W-what?
Rock: *sputters* I-I have to go.
Onscreen, Rock's avatar disappears - the legendary gamer has logged off. Disappointed, Silvertongue slumps back in his chair.
Silvertongue: Who is Rock? He-he obviously knows me... but who is he?
Silvertongue shakes his head. He's got a long night of grinding mobs ahead of him.
The next time, Silvertongue is walking into the camp with a wary smile. He finds Amethystglimmer sharing tongues with another she-cat.
Amethystglimmer: *glances over at him.* Ew, it's Silvertongue. *rolls her eyes* What do you want?
Silvertongue: I-I-I have something to show you.
Amethystglimmer: Okay... show it to me.
Silvertongue: *sits down* I, um, well. I left it back at my den. Wi-will you follow me? It'll be quick, I promise.
Amethystglimmer: That's how she-cats get catnapped. *snorts* And you're definitely the kind to catnap someone.
Silvertongue: I won't! I promise!
Amethystglimmer: Just bring it here.
Silvertongue: It's on my computer.
Amethystglimmer: *narrows her eyes* Stand up and say that again.
Silvertongue: *repeats* It's on my computer.
Amethystglimmer: *snaps her totally-existent fingers* I knew it! You're the cat my boyfriend was playing with last night.
Silvertongue: You have a boyfriend? And your boyfriend is... is the Rock?
Amethystglimmer: Online boyfriend, of course. I've dated all the hot ones here. *chuckles* And yeah. I figured I'd go for gold if I was picking a guy online.
Silvertongue: *faints*
Amethystglimmer: *shrugs and turns back to her friend.* So, anyway, how's your day been?
by rioooo
DU LIEST GERADE
50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...