Silvertongue: *is talking to himself.* If this book is about shades of silver... then what if I impress Amethystglimmer with my amazing art skills :D
With this new idea, he rushes off to his phone and quickly downloads an arting app. Yes, an arting app.
Silvertongue: *talks to himself.* Let's just draw her a beautiful self-portrait.
His paw dances over the screen, quickly sketching out a beautiful self-portrait of Amethystglimmer.
Silvertongue: Finally! My masterpiece is done! *wipes his forehead and steps back from his phone.*
The masterpiece, shown above and beautiful hand-crafted by Rio.
Silvertongue: Let's show it to her!
Silvertongue, holding his phone, rushes out of the man-cave and enters the MoonClan camp. He glances around, looking for the beautiful she-cat in question.
Amethystglimmer: What are you doing? *is standing behind him.*
Silvertongue: *whips around.* Oh! Hello.
Amethystglimmer: *sighs* What do you want?
Silvertongue: *smirks* I don't want anything except for you baby...
Amethystglimmer: Oh, don't make me gag.
Silvertongue: *clears his throat.* Right, what I wanted to say was... I spent moons on this beautiful art piece just for you. Would you like to see it
Amethystglimmer: *sighs again* Not really, but I don't have anything else to do.
Silvertongue brings up the image on his phone and shows it to her.
Amethystglimmer: OMG YOU MADE ME LOOK FAT! YOU ****** ******* ****** ***** ************!
She stomps angrily off to the nursery.
Silvertongue: I did?
By Rio. Do you all like my art skills?⛈⛈
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50 Shades of Silver
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