50 Shades of Silver

Shade 41

Rio: Hmm... since none of the other admins are updating, I guess it's up to me to do this chapter as well. *thinks.* Well, I'm kind of running out of ideas.

Annco: *pokes head in.* Genderswap :D

Rio: Good idea... what else would I do as a writer of a "romance" *scoffs*, relationship-based spoof who's running out of ideas?

Annco: Don't forget... you need at least a D-gradable *snickers* plot to back up this already-lame idea.

Rio: Fine, fine...

Annco: And this chapter can't just consist of us talking.

Rio: what

Annco: I know, actual work seems so hard... so get off your butt and do it :D <3 <3

Let's get back to the actual story.

Ahem.

Silvertongue: *flips her beautiful hair.* Ahh look at that hunk! *swipes her tongue around her jaws while staring at the muscular and handsome Amethystglimmer* I need to get with him. Right. Now.

Amethystglimmer: *is flexing his handsome muscles.* I'm so hot, check me out bros *bumps paws with aforementioned bros.*

Silvertongue: *salivates.* Look at the way his muscles move when he extends his paws... oh my StarClan.

Amethystglimmer: *chuckles - deeply and handsomely.* Well, I'm off to the gym. Gotta keep these big boys in shape. *flexes his muscles.*

Silvertongue: *to herself.* Oh no, he's leaving!

Amethystglimmer: *sexily walks out of the camp.*

Silvertongue: *faints.*

Two minutes later...

Silvertongue: *dazed; gets up.* Must... find... Amethystglimmer. *weakly follows the scent trail left behind by the dazzling dude.*

Nose to the ground, Silvertongue makes her way toward where the gym is. Eventually she finds her way there, sneaking peeks through the window.

Silvertongue: *watches as Amethystglimmer lifts a two pound weight.* OMG SO HANDSOME!!!!1!!!1!! *swoons.* Must.... get... closer...

Silvertongue yowls and, paws first, jumps through the window. The glass shatters, and she lands on top of a pile of the glass, blood quickly running out of the fresh wounds.

Amethystglimmer: *yelps and drops weight on his foot.* Girl, look what you made me do!

Silvertongue: Oh, just shake it off, my paws are the ones covered in blood :(( Well now since we're talking, want to get together and write the story of us?

Amethystglimmer: Um, who are you?

Silvertongue: I'm yours, and of course... you're mine.

Amethystglimmer: ...

Silvertongue: *licks lips seductively.* I just know it... you belong with me.

Amethystglimmer: Go away please, or I'll have to call the guards.

Silvertongue: I knew you were trouble when I jumped through this glass door.

Amethystglimmer: *fidgets uncomfortably as Silvertongue gets closer and closer.* G-guards?

Silvertongue: This must be my wildest dream come true *closes eyes and reaches forward for a kiss.*

Amethystglimmer: pLeASe LeAvE

Silvertongue: *starts sobbing.* H-how could you do this to me? Everything has changed!

Guards who exist bc pLot: *take Silvertongue away boom magic just like that.*

Silvertongue: yOU KNOW, YOU'RE MEAN. I GUESS I HAVE SOME PICTURES TO BURN. OR MAYBE RELEASE TO THE PUBLIC. WHO KNOWS.

by rio xx