Silvertongue: *is lounging in the camp* Today's such a beautiful day to get myself a nice Amethystglimmer!
Featherfrost: That was sexist.
Silvertongue: Wat. Who are you?
Featherfrost: I'm Featherfrost, the magical CG admin writing about you right now.
Silvertongue: Yeah, right.
Featherfrost: *has a very unamused expression* I'm dead serious.
Silvertongue; But your such a teensy little... thing! You're too weak to break the fourth wall.
Featherfrost: I train daily for volleyball and on the weekends travel to an entirely different state to spend two days hiking up flights of stairs with skis on my back and ski boots on to go down a ramp and do a backflip and land in an airbag. And that's not even counting winter. Besides volleyball and skiing, I run track and play softball, which ultimately results in me being much stronger than you. So believe me when I say I. AM. STRONG. ENOUGH. TO. END. YOU.
Silvertongue: *holds up hands in surrender* I believe you! I'll just go... *bolts*
Featherfrost: Ha, take that you little sexist jerk.
Meanwhile...
Amethystglimmer: What great weather we're having today!
Silvertongue: I know, right?
Amethystglimmer: Ah! Where'd you come from?
Silvertongue: Where you are, I am babe.
Amethystglimmer: You're creepy. Please leave.
Silvertongue: Aww, can't handle my attractiveness?
Amethystglimmer: No, I just genuinely don't like you.
Silvertongue: B-but she-cats always fall for me!
Amethystglimmer: Well I haven't. Leave me alone.
Silvertongue: Aw. *walks off* Our lesson today, kids, is to never assume.
{Idek at this point...
~ Feather}
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