Silvertongue: *pads out of his mancave with a glimmering smile.* Let's go back to the old ways of impressing a girl--poetry.
Volebelly: *is chewing on a vole.* Nobody likes poetry, Silvertongue.
Silvertongue: Not with that attitude.
Volebelly: What--that didn't even make sen... never mind. So you're going to write your little girlfriend a poem? Why not give her some food? I love food! Everyone loves food!
Silvertongue: *glances around carefully, then whispers to Volebelly.* Well, you see... then she'll think I think she's too skinny and needs to fatten up.
Volebelly: *wrinkles his brow.* So?
Silvertongue: Well, uh, she-cats are sensitive about these sorts of things.
Volebelly: Are you, like, qualified to be giving this sort of advice?
Silvertongue: *tosses his head back.* Yes! I'm the most handsome tom in the Clan, and I'm going to go write some poetry. Bye! *flounces away from him.*
After some extremely hard work, a lot of broken pencils and crumpled up papers, and a whole fridge of food offered by Volebelly, Silvertongue whips out a piece of paper.
Silvertongue: *pads into the MoonClan camp, which is quite chaotic.* Let's find my love and write her a poem.
Volebelly: *is sitting near the freshkill pile and calls toward him.* I still have a box of chocolates that you can give to her!
Silvertongue: *throws a broken pencil at him.* Shut up. *spots Amethystglimmer.* Aha!
Amethystglimmer: Hi Silvertongue... *backs away slowly.* Is there something you would like..?
Silvertongue: Hi darling. *swaggers up to her.* Would you like a poem?
Amethystglimmer: Please go away..
Silvertongue:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are a gemstone,
You make my heart woo.
Volebelly: *bursts out laughing.* That's what you wrote?
Silvertongue: Yes :c
Volebelly: *dies.*
Amethystglimmer: That was horrible. Goodbye. I'm going shopping.
Silvertongue: *sighs.* Back to the drawing board.
Roses are red,
This poem was written by Rio,
I like watching JacksFilms,
I hope this poem makes you say 'Oh'.
5/7 poetry skills.
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