Silvertongue: Hi camera! I'm going to make Amethystglimmer fall in love with me today! *pauses* I know I've said that every time, but this time it's for real!
He puts on sunglasses.
Silvertongue: They say they're guaranteed to make any she-cat fall for you!
Random cat: *cough* advertising *cough*
Silvertongue: What was that?
Silence.
Silvertongue: Whatever. Let's go see Amethystglimmer!
He walks over to Amethysglimmer and lets the sun flash on the sunglasses
Amethystglimmer: *swoons* OMG Silvertongue you're so hot!
Silvertongue: Oh really? *flips nonexistant hair* will you be my mate?
Amethystglimmer: Of course! I love you Silvertongue!
Silvertongue: YES! FINALLY
Amethystglimmer: Hahahahahahaha APRIL FOOLS! *runs away laughing*
Silvertongue: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cries himself a river and drowns in it*
Amethystglimmer: Good riddance.
written by Ember
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50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
