Silvertongue: Hmm... What can I do today?
Random Mystery Cat: Psst, buddy. Over here! *beckons from behind a corner of a dark alleyway*
Silvertongue: Sure! Why in the world could this possibly be a bad idea?
Random Mystery Cat who will henceforth be called "RMC" for the sake of Annco's fingers: *slurring his words like he's had about two garden-worths of catmint* I's gots a secret fur ya... if ya warnna know how ta get da ladiezzzz...
Silvertongue: Really?! Tell me!
RMC: Wellllllllzzzz.... Da secret... Itzzzzzzz... *yanks off shady alley cat mask to reveal an angry FBI angent* TO STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY MATE, SILVERTONGUE!
Silvertongue: Glodhart?! But what if she loves me?!
Amethystglimmer: *magically appears* I hate you. And you use '?!' too much.
Silvertongue: awww... I blame the author for this.
Annco: Why, thank you! *bows*
Silvertongue: ...I hate you
This was written by le Amazing Annco. Hope you enjoyed it!
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