Silvertongue is sitting in his man cave, bent over his phone and breathing quickly, eyes narrowed slightly.
Silvertongue: Okay, Silvertongue... you-you can do this. It's just one text message. *puts down his phone and flexes his muscles.* See, you're so strong. *kisses his totally existing bicep.* Yes, bb, we'll have to train later...
Silvertongue looks down at his phone again and picks it up, rolling his shoulders back before quickly typing in 'hello'.
Silvertongue: *sends the message.* Whew! That was harder than it looks :D Well, with this sweet pickup line, she'll surely be mine soon!
Meanwhile...
Amethystglimmer: *phone pings; she looks down.* Oh, ew, it's just Silvertongue. *swipes the message away.
Silvertongue is still waiting...
Silvertongue: *thinks* Maybe she'll be impressed and will answer me if I can spell her name right!
He types in 'look amethystglitter, i can spell ur name! xoxoxo love u pls pick up ur phone im getting woried'
Silvertongue: Perfect! *presses send.*
Meanwhile...
Amethystglimmer: Ugh, he's so creepy and attached... maybe if I just respond once he'll go away. *opens the message.
Amethystglimmer: That's not even my name
Silvertongue: OMG im so sory babe please don't hate me the education system failed me it's not my fault
Amethystglimmer: ...
Silvertongue: pls pls i'll do anything just don't break up with me
Amethystglimmer: We're not even dating
Silvertongue: im so sorry baby i'd never try to hurt you it was all just a big misunderstanding!
Amethystglimmer: ********* *** ** ** ***
Silvertongue: *bursts out sobbing and curls up in a corner of his man cave.* No... no one will ever love me! *flings his paws up dramatically.* I have to write her a poem to express my grief... that will surely work!
Two hours later.
Silvertongue: Wow I deserve some sort of award! *presses send.*
Amethystglimmer: Wow he sent me a poem. *snorts and looks up.* I'll just read it out loud.
Amethystglimmer: *opens message.* Am-y, Am-y, you are the light of my day... oh look, he misspelled that. *snorts and continues.* You make my heart go pound and my tail start to sway. What's that even supposed to mean?
Friend 1: IDK LOL He's so cringy xD xD
Amethystglimmer: Your glimmering purple fur is the color of an amethyst. Well isn't that obvious? *snorts.* When you reject me, I feel like I have a cyst.
Though your name contains the word meth...
I'd do anything for you, short of death.
because if I was dead, your world would be lame,
and I would be the one to blame.
Amethystglimmer: ...I'm going to go cleanse my eyes with bleach
by rio xx
DU LIEST GERADE
50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
