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»melanie»

i stopped josh 3 seconds into the kiss. if he was going to kiss me, i would not want it to be a drunk kiss. "i'm sorry, i-i-" pausing me again with his finger, he gave me the squinty-eyed smile. his finger moved away from my lips and he shifted back into his normal position. i'm so confused yet so happy. clearing my throat like i did before, "let's get to your hotel."

"only if you're coming in with me." he smirked.

"i have a job." he rolled his eyes and mumbled something i could not understand. i didn't imagine drunk josh to be an f-boy. i started to play the favorites playlist from my phone, once green day came on, josh immediately turned the volume to max and started shredding his vochal chords. he is a good gosh darn singer.

after the song was over, i turned the volume down to tell him something, "sorry, i'm extremely clumsy when it comes to stuff like this. i never knew i was going to meet you then you kissed me and now you're acting like nothing happened and i am rambling oh my..." i sighed.

"it's all good, melanie." he chuckled and said oh-so-calmly. "are you coming to the concert on saturday?" i rolled my eyes thinking about why i can't go.

"no. my mom is getting her hip replaced." i frowned.

"it's okay, i'll just have to make time to put on my own show for you." josh wiggled his eyebrows. my heartbeat tensed. as if my heartbeat wasn't fast enough.

i scoffed in return of his pity try of flirting. that scoff was fake. "oh yeah? how would you find me again, you know you are just a drunk little bean right now." i smiled.

"no one ever said you couldn't give me your number. and i barely drank, miss, so fight me." i started laughing and clenched the steering wheel for support. he started blushing and grabbed my phone.

"hey! what are you doing?" i glanced at him with worry, please don't turn it on... i do not want him seeing my wallpaper (picture above). and of course, he turned it on and started cackling.

"do you seriously have a picture of spongebob licking me? oh this is great!" he exclaimed, trying to gain air.

"that picture is hot. i can't lick you myself so lucky gets-turnt-into-a-meme-spongebob plus photoshop equals perfection." i said and covered my mouth with one hand. josh was staring at me blank-faced. "oops." i whispered and he chuckled.

"what's your password? i want to give you my number." my heart just flew out of my ass. yes, i want his number. yes, i am terrified right now. but i don't want him knowing my password.

"can't you just tell me it?" i said in a small voice. he shook his head with an eyebrow raised. "joshdunsvline" i said a little too quickly. he got every part of it though. he snickered and typed quickly.

"you actually type that everyday? oh this ride keeps getting better and better." he said as his words sounded a little drunk.

after a short time, he handed me my phone and i placed it on its mount, once again. i blushed thinking about the speech i promise myself i'd say when i meet josh. or tyler. sighing, josh notices something is wrong.

"you're going to regret all of this in the morning. you're just drunk, so that kiss meant nothing. but it meant everything to me, your guys's music helped me so much when i was depressed and my dream was literally to kiss you. that happened. i should be freaking out, but i know i'm not because that kiss was nothing, i am rambling again, sorry." i quietly expressed.

"take it slow, i'm not even that drunk anymore and you are really adorable." he winked at me. joshua william bean dun i will fight you.

"oh my god stop i will screech if you keep doing that. my heart rate is way to fast for my body."

"you have reached your destination." siri interrupted, i looked at the giant hotel in front of us. josh put his hoodie over his head.

"don't ever think about using that pepper spray on me." he said smoothly while getting out of the car, "call me." he whispered, then shut the door. my eyes were wide and i swallowed.

"josh dun was in my car." i started to head back home, done with über for tonight.

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ISJDJHS I WOULD SCREAM IF JOSH DUN WAS IN MY CAR

okay so i know this story is rlly bad rn but i swear i'm still in a long process of editing and melanie becomes less of a fan girl i swear

stay alive, fren |-/