im laughifn so harf hekp
okaY laughing fit ove- NOPE AHAHAHAHAHAH whooo okay done (dun* bitch smh)
IM GUNNA DO A COUPLE WEIRD QUIRKS ABOUT ME <3
•every time i a pass or see a taco bell, i sing the first verse of tb saga, "nacho bell grande cheesy gordita i like your nachos like diarrhea, man i really like taco bell"
•ignorant kids in class are always shouting the "9+10=21" joke when a teacher is like "turn to page 21" and i'm just like "-pilotz rawr xd"
•iF I HEAR A WORD,, A SINGLE WORD, ILL RELATE IT TO A SONG. if i hear the word "okay" my thoughts will flood with "IM NOT OKAY I PROMISE" "OKAY, FRIEND?" "OKAY LADIES NOW LETS GET IN FORMATION"
•i say stuff like lmao a lot. like literally say out loud. i say "i will cut you with a body part of josh dun." and i say "i'll eat melanie martinez's milk n cookies along with your soul." idk i'm jus weird??
i wanna know if y'alls want drama or fluffy times pls let me kno ;-;
OKAY HERES YOUR CHAPTER LOVELIES :)
wait you need a quote lmao
"i walk to you, rain falls from you. can you wash me? can you drown me?" -tyler joseph (from "drown") i relate this song too much cri i wish people noticed tyjo and jish like the gr8 people they are.
fuck off im not crying
no wait here's your chapter bb
»melanie»
my dollface: okay i'm just gunna send you memes i made lmao jenna's in the bathroom
my dollface:
YOU ARE READING
uber
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