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picture of alaya above

»melanie»

once i got home i exited my car and walked into my house practically shaking. i opened the door and saw alaya on the couch eating popcorn. "you're up early." i stated and sat with her, a movie was flashing on the television screen.

"yeah. i couldn't sleep." my phone suddenly blew up with notifications from twitter. i unlocked my phone, alaya staring at it with confusion.

my eyes widened at the post, it's a picture of me and josh kissing. when did he take that?!

"is that photoshop? what the hell!" alaya screamed and jumped off of the couch.

"laya calm your tits woman. i gave josh dun an über drive." she starting screeching and jumping around, i rolled my eyes and joined her.

"wait! you guys kissed?" she stopped and held my arms tightly.

"it was forced. he was drunk."

"hold on let's see the damn post. my god, i should get that job!" she sat down with me and i grabbed my phone:

@joshuadun found this doll in my über ride @littlebodybigheart

"how the hell did he find my twitter?" i glared at the phone.

"doesn't the über app tell you the driver's name?" alaya said blankly.

"forgot about that." i bit my lip, favoriting the tweet. "i'm gunna head to bed. it's been a long night." i got up and walked to my room. there's nothing more satisfying then putting pajamas on and crashing on your bed.

and that's exactly what i did. my phone was still blowing up so i decided to finish it by tweeting:

@littlebodybigheart @joshuadun was drunk, guys, calm yourselves. please, let me sleep. k bye.

i turned my phone off and snuggled into the covers. my phone dinged again and i rolled my eyes fishing for it.

alien daddy👽💖: so, i see your still awake :)

did he seriously name himself that.

dollface😍💘: did you seriously make your contact name alien daddy. btw wrong your. :)

alien daddy👽💖: "i was drunk" fight me. and my grammar.

dollface😍💘: you rated the über drive three stars out of five. why's that?

alien daddy👽💖: bc you were two cute for me (that's why you missed two stars) ahaaa.

dollface😍💘: josh pun.

alien daddy👽💖: k then

alien daddy👽💖: tyler and jenna are going out with me tomorrow, would you like to come?

i just met josh. now he wants me to go on a date with him? i mean i have loved him since i started listening to the band.

dollface😍💘: is it a date bcz i just met you m8.

alien daddy👽💖: doesn't have to be a date 😇

dollface😍💘: okayokay. where to?

i sound really chill right now but actually whenever josh texts back i squeal. why deny a date with joshua flipping dun?

alien daddy👽💖: it's a surprise bby

dollface😍💘: bBY TF. btw i hate surprises.

alien daddy👽💖: get used to them 😏😉

dollface😍💘: eW you thirsty or whut boi. stay in your lane. 😂

alien daddy👽💖: i knew you liked that so shh and get some sleep child.

dollface😍💘: yeah yeah whatever. goodnight 'alien daddy' 😒

alien daddy👽💖: 2spøøky4u. gn ;)

dollface😍💘: sTOP WITH THE WINKIE FSCES K FR GOODNIGHT.

alien daddy👽💖: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 😉 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

i plugged my phone into my charger and went back to sleep. of course, smiling.

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i woke up earlier than i usually do, i grabbed my phone from my nightstand and saw billions of notifications from twitter. i ignored all of them then found the one name that stood out to me.

i unlocked my phone seeing 4 messages from josh.

alien daddy👽💖: salutations, melanie

alien daddy👽💖: meet me at the starbucks near the bar in two hours :)

alien daddy👽💖: i hope you're getting ready rn because it's been an hour.

alien daddy👽💖: mELANIEEE GOSH DARN MARTINEZ YOU DIPCRAP

dollface😍💘: holy nacho bell grande's omG SORRY

dollface😍💘: ILL GET READY RN

i immediately jumped out of bed, i went into the bathroom and brushed my teeth. then i stripped from my clothes and running into the cold shower.

i washed my hair and body as quick as possible and hopped out, wrapping a towel around myself. mentally picking out my clothes, i dried my hair.

once my hair was half dry, i went to my drawers and picked out colorful leggings, a faded top that said "prolly.", a maroon colored beanie, undergarments, and a leather jacket. i put all of them on before lightly brushing my hair and putting the beanie over it.

i walked to my closet and put on my leather combat boots. i grabbed my phone and my wallet, heading out the door i noticed alaya was still asleep on the couch. not wanting to wake her up i texted her as i walked out the door:

alaya hoe🔥💖: gotTA ZAYN ILY. i still have leftovers from that sushi place go ahead and eat it byeEe 😛

then i texted josh.

dollface😍💘: i'm almost there, so sorry!!

alien daddy👽💖: it's all good. tj and jen are late too so :)

i smiled remembering the contact name. idiot.

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hEllO!

...we haven't talked in quite sometime...

whOOPS NOPE BYE

I LOVE YOU!

stay alive, fren |-/