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¡!wARNING!¡ smut and drinking bitches. don't wanna burn your eyeballs out. i'll have a linked song and a warning when it starts. loVE YOU (:

stars are jealous of your eyes. plastic surgery is jealous of your ass.

»melanie»

i don't know where we were going, but we ditched jenna and tyler. josh and i were walking around, mostly helpless as we entered a small, empty bar. most likely empty because of the overage halloween parties going on in sophisticated clubs. guys and girls were scattered around the bar, drinking and chatting. "what are we doing here?" i quizzed in a hushed tone, seeing some people in costumes showing cleavage. along with a man in a cinderella costume. (my bro was cinderella for halloween i)

"one drink. please?" josh pouted and batted his eyelashes

"oh, if you're gunna act like the day i picked you up in the über, possibly." i retorted and he rolled his eyes, grabbing my hand. he tugged me to the stools in front of a bar, a man standing there cleaning glass cups. josh smiled and the man quirked up, eyeing us.

"oh, hello. anything to drink?" he smirked and eyed me up and down. oh he was gunna pay for that.

"yes, hello, sir!" i waved my hand in front of him, "eyes up here, not on my tits. two shots please." i sneered and josh snickered. the man blushed and turned around, fetching the drinks.

"i saw him. disgusting." josh whispered in my ear, "you're mine, babydoll." he added and i giggled, kissing his nose. the man turned back around with two small cups, a clear and bubbly substance filling them.

"cheers to my new boyfriend." i said loudly, the bartender's head cocking towards us, eyes furrowing down. he groaned a whatever and turned back to the new customer. we laughed and eyed each other.

"to the best new girlfriend ever." josh and i clinked cups and downed the intoxication, my throat burning.

"damn, there's good alcohol in florida." josh giggled and i hiccuped, covering my mouth. "cutie," he whispered and i glared at him.

"let's not do anything stupid before it takes our minds over." i held my pinky out and he locked his giant one with mine. and i swear i literally felt clouds clog my brain as my vision hazed for a second. all of this sudden i felt dumber than i actually was and burst out a solid laugh, josh continuing after me.

"yo, man. two more shots?" josh waved his arm around and the man came back with two more glasses. we downed them, and i felt something well inside me by the minute.

after two more shots and a small make out session, i needed to use the bathroom. "j-josh. gotta pee!" i held out the 'e' in pee, stumbling too him and kissing his cheek sloppily before heading to the bathroom.

»unknown»

i gasped, downing my drink and staring at the man on his phone with a new beer in his hand. i grabbed my phone and snapped a picture of him, forwarding it to the group chat with a caption

claire-marie: i'll do the dare with this cutie

claire-marie: image attached

jemima: yesss he cute af dAMN

rita: omfl shut up with this truth or dare shit i'm trying to get intimate with my gf friCK OFF STRAIGHT PEOPLE (; ily bye