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guys i've been watching too much of pewdiepie playing minecraft and im stealing all of his vocabulary

wHAT— youveneverplayedtubersimulator,,,,
pFFFHSSSHHHSHSHHS
help lmao

melanie
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i wake up and i'm cold.

at least leave the blanket on me when you get up, you self-beater.

i sit up and rub my eyes and notice a crack in the bathroom door. i bounce to the edge of the bed and slip on my bunny slippers. i glance at myself in the mirror. i'm wearing a tank top and panties. man, i've really become comfortable with josh. slipping on some sweatpants, i walk over to the bathroom.

i walk into the bathroom and see my boyfriend sitting on the toilet playing pewdiepie's tuber simulator.

"oh, cute." i say as i walk over to the sink and begin to brush my teeth.

"no, that's all you." josh blandly states. i give him a concerning look, and he just stared at his phone. i walk out, continuing to scrub my teeth, and i start to fix up the bed with one arm. straight tactics, am i right?

i walk out of the bathroom and rinse my mouth out. i pat my mouth dry, and josh stands in front of me, beginning to wash his hands.

i know something is wrong, but i've learned not
to question him too quickly about it. i'd never want to be too inquisitive towards him. i
care too much. so, i just beat around the bush as best as i could.

"how'd you sleep last night, love?" i asked nonchalantly.

"i barely did," he turned around and frowned, hugging me and burying his face into my neck, "i was overthinking a bit, i'm sorry."

"oh my goodness, josh. you never need to apologize to me but, you know you can always wake me up to talk to me, right?" i remind him.

"i couldn't this time." he looked at me and started to walk towards the door, "it's something special."

we started to play the guessing game, and i annoyed him too much to the point where he gave me the silent treatment. i kept cuddling on him and trying to make him laugh. he ended up pinning me against the couch and smothering me with kisses, telling me he could never ignore me for that long. our dog, charlie, joined in and decided to give us both kisses.

my, oh my, i love these two. maybe i love charlie a bit more, but, i can't wait to marry the heck out of my first love.