Aphmau Oneshots

Phone Buddies (Zane x Reader)

Here you go, Cookie0817, I tried.
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You were currently rethinking your life choices.

You had gotten a phone number from your friend, Aphmau, who claimed it belonged to "a cute boy".

For all you knew, it could be an axe murderer's number.

But somehow she had convinced you to call this "cute boy", with the argument that you needed to break out of your shell. She was right, but it wasn't your fault you were shy. So in the spur of the moment, you had gained a surge of confidence and had pressed call.

And now you were internally screaming because it had dawned on you what you were doing.

"Oh, look at the time!" Aphmau checked her phone. "Sorry, I have to go. Date with Aaron."

Your eyes widened as you put your hand over the speaker of the phone. "What?! You can't leave! What am I supposed to-" You whisper-yelled before she cut you off.

"It'll be fine, Y/N." She waved her hand casually. "Just be your adorable self."

You nearly passed out. "I can't do-"

"Bye!" Aphmau was already out the door.

Traitor.

Breathing in and out, you took your hand off the speaker and pressed your cell back up against your ear. Suddenly, the ringer stopped and someone picked up.

"Um, hello?" You said timidly.

"Hello." A deep voice rang through the speaker.

Despite your anxiety attack that was going on, you took a second to realise how hot this "cute boy's" voice was.

Maybe this would work in your favor.

"Okay... I didn't think I'd make it this far." You thought out loud.

Or not.

You leaned on your table for support due to the fact you were on the verge of passing out. Squeezing your eyes shut, you cleared your throat and tried to breathe.

"Um, are you okay?" The deep voice responded, sounding concerned.

"Yeah, yeah," you choked out. "I'm good."

"Okay then," the person cleared their throat. "Who are you?"

"I'm Y/N, Aphmau's friend?" You said, praying Aphmau had at least mentioned you.

You heard a sigh from the other side. "Oh yeah. I'm sorry Aphmau's trying to set you up with me, she can be a little..." he thought for a second. "Yeah, never mind."

You shook your head in confusion. "Set me up with you?"

"Yep." Was the short reply that came from him.

"In all honesty, she just gave me a phone number and told me to call it." You chuckled, feeling slightly more relaxed.

He chuckled back. "That sounds like her. Well, hi. I'm Zane."

You felt a smile grow across your face. "Hello, Zane. It's nice to meet you."

Over the next few months, you and Zane talked constantly. Day or night, late or early, you both chatted about anything and anything. He told you that he liked ponies, and you told him you liked them, too. You both shared your deepest, darkest secrets with each other. Soon, you found yourself waking up in the morning with a smile on your face, knowing that you had a best friend.