Aphmau Oneshots

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told (Travis x Katelyn)

Once upon a time, there was a girl and a guy.

COOL STORY, BRO!

SHUT UP, TRAVIS! I'M TELLING THE STORY!

Anyway, once upon a time, there was a girl and a guy. The guy was....

A pervert. He was a pervert. There's no nice way to say it.

And the girl was... very... well trained in defending herself.

Okay, she was violent.

This story is going downhill quicker than I thought it would.

But the moment the girl and guy met, they fell in love.

Sadly, I don't think that's how it went.

Okay, okay, she punched him. This is not going the way I wanted it to.

She thought he was a huge pervert, which he was, and she strongly disliked him. But he continued flirting with her and eventually he wore her down or she just got really tired of it, and she finally agreed to go on a date with him.

For the sake of everyone here, I'm just going to skip that part and say it went well.

So that date led to many date and-

I hate to say this but I think you skipped a good chunk of the story, Dante.

Okay, Jeez, Katelyn! Tough crowd! Well, going back before all those dates, the first date actually didn't go well and yeah, there was a random period of non-romantic time.

I wouldn't say that...

OH YEAH, SORRY BOUT THAT APHMAU, APHMAU AND AARON GOT TOGETHER. BUT THIS ISN'T THEIR STORY, IS IT?! Anyway, there was this convention and the girl got jealous of another girl flirting with him, so she kissed hi-

Yeah, I was wrong. Let's skip that part.

NO I LIKE THIS PART!

Of course you do.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE FREAKING STORY OR NOT?!

...

THANK YOU. Now, after this, they and their friends went to a nice island that their very generous friends somehow managed to get tickets to.

Now THAT'S a story.

FOR ANOTHER TIME. So they went to the island, fell in love, and after a few years of dating, the guy finally proposed.

And the girl said yes for some unknown reason. I'm just going to go with for tax purposes, but whatever. So that leads us to here, on that girl and guy's wedding day.

So now let us raise our glasses in a toast to the now married, Travis and Katelyn.

Okay, good job Dante, now please shut up.

EXCUSE M-

I want to kiss my wive in peace, if you don't mind.

WELL WHAT IF I DO MIND? HU- never mind, you're already making out.

Welp, that's the end of the greatest love story of all time. But really the end is only the beginning.

YEAH, I WANT TO BE A AUNT, SO-

APHMAU!

THE END!

For those confused, here's a guide:

BOLD: TRAVIS

BOLD/ITALICS/UNDERLINED: APHMAU

ITALICS/UNDERLINED: KATELYN

NORMAL: DANTE