Corny Jameson (#Wattys2016)

Chapter Sixteen

Corny

A few days after Meg and I's date, I got a phone call from Patricia. I ignored it and put my phone on silent, but it didn't prevent her from not calling me. It got so annoying, Meg and I started to share her phone. I kept mine turned off so she wouldn't be able to call me.

"Meg, can I have your phone?" I said.

She snorted. "No, I'm using it," she said.

I sighed. "Why not? I need to look something up," he said.

She snorted again. "You have your own phone. Look something up on there " she said.

"I'm not using my phone, remember?" I said.

"And that's my fault how...?"

I snatched the phone out of her hand and looked at it. "Aw. You're looking at our couple page."

Meg blushed. "Because you told me to."

"Because you love me."

"Well that's not the reason," she said. "You told me to." I held the phone over her head.

"Excuses, excuses."

She huffed. "Give it back! There's some stuff on there you can't see!"

I gaped my mouth at her. "Oooooh, Margaret Anderson is a bad girl."

She stared at me in disgust. "Oh, ew! Disgusting! What's wrong with you!?"

I smirked at her. "Kiss me and I'll give it back."

Meg glared at me. "Fine, you pig." She leaned up and pressed her lips on mine for a second before pulling away.

"Not long enough."

She pressed her lips on mine for a little bit longer before pulling away. "Happy?"

"No. Still not long enough," I teased. "At least five seconds."

"You're so damn lucky I love you." She pressed her lips on mine for five seconds, but before she could pull away I put my hand on the back of her head and pulled her back to my lips. She didn't even try to resist.

Meg was everything I ever needed. She was my best friend, my girlfriend my everything. I don't know what I'd do without her.

"Got it," she said, holding her phone up with a smirk.

"You're evil," I said, glaring at her. I crossed my arms and pouted my lower lip. "You know my ex keeps pestering me. Why can't you let me use your phone?"

She rolled her eyes and typed something on her phone. "Why don't you just block her number? It would be easier for the both of us."

I stared at her blankly. "Why didn't I think of that?"

Meg snorted once again. "'Cuz you're a dumbass."

I put my hand on my heart in mock hurt. "All you do is hurt me in this relationship. I think we should break up."

She stared at me in shock. "W-what?"

"We should break up," I repeated.

Tears formed in her eyes. "No! Please, I love you! I'm sorry, I'll be nicer to you!"

She hugged me tightly. "Meg, I'm sorry, but..." I started. "I'm just kidding." I whispered the last part.

She pulled back and punched me in the chest. "What was that for?"

"Messing with me! You know that I love you and I don't mean anything by the teasing! Why would you do that?!"

Angry tears left her eyes. I sighed. "I'm sorry! I didn't know you'd take it this seriously!"

"Fuck you!"

"Are you PMSing again?"

"No! And like I said before, fuck you!" she yelled.

I groaned in annoyance. "Fine! When and where?" I yelled back.

"Right here, right now!" She pointed at the floor every time she said a word.

"Wait. Seriously?" I said, confusion washing over me.

"Yes!" she yelled. She locked our lips in an aggressive way, all the while keeping her hand on my neck so I can't pull back.

"Wait," I mumbled against her lips. "We can't have our firsts like this."

"I don't give a shit," she said.

So we didn't stop there.

***

I woke up with a slight headache and my back burning a bit. I stirred before opening my eyes.

"Hey, babe," Meg said, resting her chin on my chest.

"Hey," I said. Memories of last night flooded into my head and I smiled. "I never knew you could yell so loud. Or that your nails were so long."

Her face turned as red as a tomato. "I-it's not my fault."

"Really? Tell that to the scratch marks on my back."

She punched me in the chest. "It's not funny."

"It is if you look at your cheeks."

She sighed. "I'm sorry."

"For what?" I said.

"Forcing you into that," she said.

I shook my head. "You didn't force me. If I didn't want to, I would've stopped it."

She gave me a small smile. "I love you."

"I love you, too."

***

*Evil laugh*

How did you like that?

I'm so evil, heheheheheh...

Love you guys?

Tell me what yeh think.

*Sorry it's short!*