Corny Jameson (#Wattys2016)

Chapter Eighteen

Unknown - replacement chapter for Corny. Sorry guys.

(I'm pretty sure you can guess who this is as you read it.)

I watched as he left his house with a girl. It made me jealous in ways I couldn't even name. I knew that he had a girlfriend. He had told me himself. Did I like or approve of it?

Hell. No.

I knew he moved on from me. I knew he didn't have a second thought about me, but yet I couldn't move on. He was the only one I've ever liked. In that short time we were dating, I had the time of my life.

He was different.

I started walking at a safe distance from the two, all while pulling my hood up so they can't see my face if they turn around. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise so early, now would I?

We turned at the next right and I watched as they walked into a pizza shop. I saw them go in there yesterday, too. Maybe that was their favorite place to go?

Maybe it was their favorite food? Who cares. Me? No. Not at all.

I waited a minute or two after they walked in to go in. I wouldn't want to make it obvious that I was following them, now would I?

I ordered a small water before sitting down behind their booth. I heard her laugh at something he said and I rolled my eyes.

She's overdoing it.

Sure, he was a jokester and all his jokes were funny, but she didn't need to laugh that hard at one simple joke.

I heard her say something back, then him, to which she snorted. Who snorts when they laugh? It sounds like a pig eating it's sloppy food.

"...love you," I heard him say.

"I love you," she said. I rolled my eyes. It's only been five months; they can't be in love already. Maybe if I come back into his life, he'll like me again and kick her to the curb. Maybe, maybe not.

It could work if I make up lies about her. He'll realize that she's not who he thinks she is. Then, he'll run back to me and forgot about her.

I don't know. They already think they're in love. I should probably make an entrance back into his life soon, though. I need him back. He was everything to me. He threw my love away when he left and he acted as if he didn't care.

"Oh yeah, I'm moving, sorry. We gotta break up."

See how casual that is?

Pathetic, right? I can't believe him. Why would he leave me for her? I'm obviously better looking and I have a better personality than her. At least I don't snort when I laugh.

For fucks sake.

I was so absorbed in my thoughts that I didn't notice they had left. I quickly ran out the door to see if they were still there, but they were nowhere in sight.

Get ready, Corny Jameson. I'm coming back in your life sooner than you think.

And I'm taking you back.

All. For. Myself.

***

So, I'm pretty sure that you guys know who this is now. And, if you didn't, it's Patricia. She finally found out where he lives!

Dun Dun Dun...

This was meant to be short. I wanted you to see her bad side - even though she's all bad, technically.

I like this chapter more then all the rest, to be honest. I loved writing it!

I hope you liked reading it!

P.S - whaaaaaaaat?? Two chapters in one day?! How awesome am I?

<3

~ Phoebe