Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

2. Complicated- Text(as) AU (Church)

(Y/N): Forgotten, AGAIN! How fucking fun! Thanks Leonard.

Leonard: (Y/N), I'm sorry okay, I was busy.

(Y/N): Lemme guess, Allison!

Leonard: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASSUME IT'S ALLISON?

(Y/N): Because it always is! Leonard, I'm supposed to be your girlfriend, not her.

Leonard: You're so...

(Y/N): I'm so what?

Leonard: Ugh, you're so fucking restrictive.

(Y/N): Oh LOL! Ok then! Mental note: Don't get jealous if your boyfriend still obsesses over his ex.

Leonard: I didn't even say that!

(Y/N): Oh Leonard, you know that's a bunch of bullshit! This is the third fucking time; I am so fucking sick of you!

Leonard: (Y/N)

(Y/N): Don't (Y/N) me! Give me an answer, a proper one, on why you weren't at our date today.

Leonard: I...

(Y/N): Well?

Leonard: I didn't have any...money

(Y/N): Because you spent it all...on Allison

Leonard: NO!

(Y/N): Leonard

Leonard: Okay fine I did!

(Y/N): Ugh, when are you getting paid?

Leonard: Next week

(Y/N): Fine, Monday or Friday?

Leonard: I think I'm free on Thursday

(Y/N): Fuck Leonard, I'm busy on that day, that's why I asked- Never mind, cancelled. You'd better not stick me up again or Grif will kill you.

Leonard: So Thursday, movies?

(Y/N): Yeah sure, try not to make this relationship anymore complicated and just turn up.

Leonard: I will, promise.

(Y/N): You better. Love you midget

He broke his promise.

Church is an asshole that never stops thinking about Allison.