Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

80. Remorse (Washingtub)

Author's note: Continuation of Out of time (Washingotn). Also, Rick and Morty reference + Jojo reference

One shots probably in line (Some aren't reader lol, just skip to the line break if you don't care or have no idea what I'm talking about)

P- Platonic

R-Romantic (The more R's, the more I love them)

League of legends

· Rakan x Xayah-R

· Rakan x reader-R

· Ekko x reader-P/R

· Jhin x reader-????

JJBA

· Kira Yoshikage x reader-????????

· Joylne x Ansui ❤-R

· (Young) Joseph x reader-R/P

· Gio x reader- RRRRRRRRRRRR

· Mista x reader-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/P?

· Buccellati ""-R/P? (maybe 2)

· Jonathan ""-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Mystic messenger

· Jumin x reader-R

· Seven x reader-R

· Zen x reader (My bias ❤)-R/P

One Pun Man

· Saitama x reader-R/P

· Speed-O'-Sound Sonic x reader-RRRRRRRRRRR

· Genos x reader-R

Rvb

· Felix x reader-R

· Idaho (whichever one was the dumb one in the trio) x reader-R/P

Dangan Ronpa (okay, I LOVE Dangan Ronpa)

· Nanami x reader-P/R

· Gundam x reader-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

· Komaeda x reader -RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

· Hinata x reader-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

· Kuzuryuu x reader-R

· Kazuichi ""-RR

· Makoto ""-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You can probably request if you can be specific, bye, enjoy the story

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Washington had a lot of regrets in life and those would continue until he was consumed by the welcome embrace of death. Day in, day out he had to unwillingly interact (more like you screaming at him and him taking it all in) with you and there was no escape.

The two of you were in the same cell for the rest of eternity. An eternity he thought he wouldn't live without losing his sanity. For example, right now he didn't think that he'd stay sane any longer.

"DON'T STOP ME NOW, I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME! HAVING A BALL! DON'-"

"PRISONER C-137, SHUT IT!" He couldn't agree anymore with the guard you so affectionally named "Robert". You had been singing... "singing" (Screaming into a fake microphone), for over three hours and just about everybody within a 50-metre radius, more like the whole ship, had gotten sick and tired of you.

"-T STOP ME NOW, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME-"

"C-137!" Washingotn wasn't facing you but from your lack of screaming (thank god) he knew that the smile adorning your face disappeared. He heard some shuffling before, for the first time in three months, he saw you on your feet.

"ROBERT? ARE YOU ILLITERATE?"

"What?" Without warning you went to the bars separating you and "Robert" and slammed your hands on it.

" I ASKED YOU, ARE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE? ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"Jesus Christ! NO? What relevance does that-"

"WELL...! If you weren't illiterate, you'd know that the lyrics say, 'Don't stop me now'!"

"What? What does that even mean? Illiteracy doesn't work like that."

"Clearly it does BECAUSE THE ONLY ILLITERATE PERSON STOPPED ME!"

"I'm not illiterate, I stopped you because your "singing" was fucking unbearable. How does one even sing for three hours straight?"

"Unbearable? I bet you listen to modern pop and think you're an expert when it comes to songs. Maybe you millennials should listen to some older music and gain an appreciation of history."

"You're not even making sense anymore, just shut up C-137."

"YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE! Are you just going to continue spouting out that stupid reference?"

"Reference? What are you- you know what, let's ask an unbiased opinion."

"Great idea Robert! WASHINGTON!"

Washington swears he almost got whiplash from how fast his head turned to you. Why did "Robert" bring him into this conversation?

The so-called offender seemed to give Washington an unremorseful smile underneath his helmet to which he could only let out a pathetic sigh to.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Unbiased opinion, go! My singing isn't bad is it?" He had to think carefully before answering, you were in the same cell as him for the rest of his life and it seemed like you held a grudge.

"I wouldn't say it was bad..." What a lie, but you were happy with his response as you turned to Robert with a smug look on your face.

"Seeeee, Washington-"

"But, I'm not a fan of Queen."

The pure look of offense on your face from his words was astonishing.

"Excuse you? What kind of music do you listen to? I bet," you placed a finger to your temple and your face displayed an expression of deep thought, "your next line is going to be 'I listen to Evanescence."

"I listen to Evanescence." Before he could silence himself, he let out the exact words you predicted.

"OF COURSE! OF COURSE! OF COURSE! OF COURSE, MR EDGE LORD WOULD LISTEN TO EVANESCENCE! THIS IS WHY I KILL PEOPLE, OKAY? THIS IS WHY!"

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Seriously though, Queen is bae. You hate them you hate me.