Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

Church Headcanon

Textbook definition of a tsundere (if you don't know what that is, you'll find out)
So he's crushing on a girl (or dude, he isn't picky)

He would realise it almost instantly but also couldn't think of a solid reason? Maybe they're really cute or he can just relate to them in every single way

But DENIAL MY BOI. Lots of denial for months upon months, trying to convince himself it's just a stupid natural reaction or his brain's fucking stupid and does what it wants

He'd unconsciously try to get their attention regardless of if it's bad, only to literally slap himself later at how stupid he was being

During this denial period there's also (unfortunately) a lot more violent acts like girly slaps and pathetic punches. He'll also start insulting them more than necessary if they do something wrong

He does finally accept it though, after a really long time. He doesn't confess for even longer because he has low self esteem and imagines getting rejected

During this time depression is a constant and extremely obvious, so if emotionalism calls him out on it he will lose it and deny it adamantly.

So let's say he confesses but gets rejected:

"Oh well, fuck you too. I don't even like you." Church would stomp off before crying himself to sleep every night for weeks. He's emotionally weak and can't let things go

If they say yes he'll be like:

"Of course, I'm Church, who wouldn't want to go out with me? I'd go out with me if I could." He would then start rambling because he was so nervous and stayed up until 3am just thinking of how he was going to say it.

Extra: If asked out on a date since he's too embarrassed to say it himself:
"Pfft, took you king enough to ask. I think I'll go only because I have nothing to do."