Authors note: I swear to god I will give red team, Sheila and Sister some more love later. I love them all and I try to share the love (but fail terribly)
Words: 529
Characters: Half of half of my colour (Church, Tucker, Caboose)
Genre: Angst-y and romantic
Church
© Church getting incredibly pissed whenever someone insults you
© DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH HIM. He's a sore loser and a bit of a rager
© Always snuggling till noon (Church is not a morning person)
© Hates going out with you if Felix and Tucker are involved
© Terrible aim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
© He'd show you off as an ornament whenever Tex is around (Lost of physical contact)
© Him acting like a baby whenever you cook something he doesn't like. Very picky
© You'd both have a 20-minute screaming contest (at 2am) about who was going to take the household pet out to pee
© Church is great at singing metal and gets incredibly flustered whenever you catch him (gets especially embarrassed if you compliment him)
© Always gets angry on your behalf
© Watching horror movies are a no go, he starts screaming whenever a jump scare comes up or whenever the main character does something stupid
© Imagine if in an Au Epsilon is Church's twin brother and, when Church dies Epsilon feels like he has to replace him
Tucker
© Before you started dating him, South, Felix, (surprisingly) North and him would try and see which one could pick you up the most. North won most of the time
© He's more cautious whenever North's around
© He also wasn't obvious at all with his approach //sarcasm//
© Constantly makes songs for you (mostly raps)
© Calls during random intervals of the day and screams about how he can't control junior
© School AU: Skips class just to try and pick you up. Walks into your class room (ignores your teachers protest) and forces Frank to move from the seat next to you
© Stay at home dad who frequently sends very sexual text while you're at work
© If he isn't spamming 'Bow chika bow wow' he's spamming '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
© Favourite emoji is eggplant
© Acts cocky in public but is easily shut up with a kiss of any kind
© More of a kisser but still adores hugs if they're from you
© Pesters you to skinny dip with him even during winter
Caboose
© His love letters make you doubt he is literate but they're still cute
© The worst cook ever (of all time). Somehow manages to set something on fire by just stepping into the kitchen
© Has terrible taste in clothing, always picks the most childish things
© Apart from cookies he surprisingly hates sweet things
© Sometimes things will mysteriously disappear
© The best hugger, though when he's excited (which is frequent) it's a painful bear hug
© Most times you act like her mother
© Doesn't understand the concept of jealousy but will never "share" you
© Never watches horror movies, they always should be below M
© During dinner or outings will subtly try to steal food off your plate
© So ticklish he might even wet himself if tickled hard enough
© Instead of disturbing you when he wakes up, he'll just sit there silently and wait until you wake up
© You are his body pillow which has some positives (but more negatives)
© A bad habit of babbling for years if you ever ask him about his day
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Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]
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