Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

32. Exploration (Caboose + Red team)

Author note: I've actually had this written for so long, but I've just kept rewriting it. I have no idea when I'll next update but it's going to be a Felix one shot. Also trying to watch Voltron, Jo-Jo, Dangan Ronpa and Doctor Who simultaneously. It's not that hard, I'm a great multi tasker (and procrastinator).

Words: 1470

Characters: Caboose, Grif, Donut and Simmons

Genre: Comedy

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A snowball roughly hit your face. You stood there for a moment resisting the urge to cry (because it felt like a brick had hit your face) before clearing it off your face. Caboose was a lot stronger than you took him for and that's why you didn't want to play with him anymore.

"What's wrong?" You flopped onto the snow heavily and left out a deep groan.

"EVERYTHING!"

It was winter, you were out here alone with more than half of your team missing, getting abused by snowballs. You had no idea what else everyone else was doing and you hated that. Not that they were doing something, what you hated was the fact that they did they EVER.SINGLE. HOLIDAY. This one was just lucky (?) because Caboose was free.

It wasn't that Caboose wasn't fun to play with, he was, it was just that his snowballs hit like bricks and there was no point of playing if you just lost every single time.

You turn your head, constantly burying one side into the snow, just because. As you looked to the left, out of the corner of your eyes you seem a figure with a yellow shirt sleeping on the snow. A broad smile adorned your face and you ushered Caboose to hide behind a mound of snow with you.

Your head bobbed down quickly as you pulled a confused Caboose down to your position.

"WHAT IS-" With wide eyes you frantically tried to shush Caboose. "WHAT?" You rolls your eyes slightly before covering Caboose's mouth with your hand.

"Caboose!" You whisper shouted. "I need you to be quiet." You felt him scream 'quiet?' underneath your palm. "Yes, quiet. That means no shouting. Okay?"

A muffed okay as an answer. It took all your will power to remove your hand but you still did it.

"So, Caboose, up there-" you pointed over the mound of snow, "-Grif is sleeping. I need you to throw a snowball at him."

"Throw a snowball at Gruf? That isn't very nice." How could you forget? Although he had a habit of constantly team killing (Church refused to play Halo with him anymore), you'd like to think it wasn't intentional. Deep down in that disturbingly fragile heart, Caboose was sort of like a kid.

"Throw? Did I say throw? My bad, I meant..." You squinted as you tried to think of a reason quietly. "Help! Yes,I need you to help Gru-Grif. Can you do that?"

"I don't know."

"Come on Caboose, it's just like helping Church!"

"But he's our enemy." You said nothing and only stared at Caboose.

You were pretty sure he knew what 'help' meant but you guess it was possible he didn't.

"Hmm, okay." You threw up your hands. "I'll just tell Church about this. Betcha he'll be disappointed, maybe he migh-"

"Okay! I'll do it!"

Of course he would if Church was even mentioned.

"Great, on the count of three I want you to 'help' him."