Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

10. Opportunities (Wyoming + Gamma)

It isn't an endless loop (I hope) so no time clones. Also, out of my 4 fans, are any of you male? Because I feel like there's a distinct lack of male reader x female characters. If you are, don't hesitate to request, I feel comfortable writing them. Don't hesitate to request even if you don't meet those requirements (That includes if you've requested before). Anyway, enjoy!

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Genre: Romantic and (slightly) Comedic

Wyoming and Gamma had both done a lot of dumb things in their lifetimes. Wyoming's were relatively small (mistakes on mission, etc.) while Gamma's were larger (Alpha's torture), but there was something they could both agree on. It was that disobeying the director by using their time distortion to pick you up, was their biggest mistake.

They would have only done it once; it you weren't so complicated.

So, here they were again, with you fiddling with your helmet, facing away from the two.

"KNOCK-KNOCK." You turned around, cringing at seeing the both of them, Gamma blue and Wyoming brazen.

"Who's there?" As per usual your tone was so bland it could rival Gamma.

"SHISNO." You sighed angrily while rolling your eyes.

"You're a dirty, dirty Shisno. Yeah, I got it the first ten times Gary." You knew teaching him Sangheli was a very bad idea.

"Love," you turn to Wyoming, "I still don't understand why you insist on calling my A.I Gary." You just shrugged.

"I wonder the same thing whenever I'm called a Shisno." Your face was somewhere between a smile and a grimace. "I don't know, if Omega is going by O'Malley, I might as well give Gamma a cool name too. But," you dismissively waved your hand in front of your face, "that's beside the point. What brings you two here?"

Wyoming's lips morphed into a smirk underneath his amazing moustache.

"We just wanted to see your beautiful face." A raise of your eyebrows and the rolling of your eyes.

"Yeah sure." You say before turning around.

Looks like he had to restart.

"I wonder the same thing whenever I'm called a Shisno." Your face was somewhere between a smile and a grimace. "I don't know, if Omega is going by O'Malley, I might as well give Gamma a cool name too. But," you dismissively waved your hand in front of your face, "that's beside the point. What brings you two here?"

"WE JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE." You threw a surprised look at the blue A.I.

That was unusually kind of Gamma.

"Thank-?"

"JUST KIDDING. HA. HA. HA." Each laugh caused your content, bashful even, smile to transform into one of bitterness and anger.

"WOW, THANKS!"

Looks like another restart.

"I wonder the same thing whenever I'm called a Shisno." Your face was somewhere between a smile and a grimace. "I don't know, if Omega is going by O'Malley, I might as well give Gamma a cool name too. But," you dismissively waved your hand in front of your face, "that's beside the point. What brings you two here?"

"Just popping by to see what you're doing." You raise your eyebrows.

"Eh, nothing important." Then turn around.

"I wonder the same thing whenever I'm called a Shisno." Your face was somewhere between a smile and a grimace. "I don't know, if Omega is going by O'Malley, I might as well give Gamma a cool name too. But," you dismissively waved your hand in front of your face, "that's beside the point. What brings you two here?"

"JUST POPPING BY TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING." Wyoming gave a weird look towards the blue A.I, obviously wondering why he was quoting him directly despite that approach just failing.

"Oh, thank-?"

"JUST KIDDING YOU DIRTY SHISNO. HA. HA. HA"

"KNOCK-KNOCK."

"Who's there?"

"WOULD YOU."

"Would I who?"

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US IN BED TONIGHT?"

You look at Gamma and Wyoming with wide eyes, and a slight blush, before they quickly narrowed.

"You're using time distortion, aren't you?"

"How did you come to that conclusion love?"

"Gary didn't call me a Shisno. I doubt he would miss that chance."

"Quite perspective my dear. What can I say? You are quite complicated" You sigh heavily before going back to your fiddling.

"I'm going to assume you already know how to pick me up...Gary."