Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

Temple Headcanons

Author's Note: Request are something I do when inspired. I don't want to force out something subpar. Please be patient and you'll be rewarded

Okay, Temple is a lot like Church so let's get some clear distinctions between these two

Temple is an asshole but he will always put an extra amount of assholery with each action

For example, on a date he'd probably trip is S/O and then say something along the lines of

"Ah, sorry. I lost my footing"

Or

If his S/O tripped, he'd laugh his ass off before (maybe) helping them up

Usually he's never worried about their safety or health because he doesn't take anything seriously

When annoyed, the type of guy to start a fight with a random then act like a victim when they get angry

A proficient and disgusting liar who will purposely mislead people

"I love you...just kidding"

"I really do love you just like I love the government."

Prefers momentous gifts in comparison to expensive gifts. Objects that clearly have intense emotions and feelings put into are kept forever

If his S/O were getting flirted with, would not hesitate in making a dramatic entrance to t their attention

An arm sling, flip of his fabulous (probably blonde) hair and a flash of a cocky grin to the flirter

If they don't back off then...passively aggressive anger?

Covering this mouth (the wrong way so he's actually projecting his whisper) and saying

"This dude's a fucking idiot, let's go."

"You are way out of IT'S league."

Hates when S/O initiates PDA, he only does it when he's jealous for generally pissed

When jealous there's a lot of pulling, tugging and really aggressive hand holding

When happy he likes to intwine his fingers with S/O and romantically kiss them on their knuckles