"Hey (Y/N), how does it feel to be the sexiest girl in this room? Bow chicka bow wow."
You didn't even spare Tucker a glance from as walked past him while patrolling. You were going to point out that you were both outside, until an idea stuck you. There was a fifty percent chance that this was going to work, so you prayed to god you got the good end of this stick.
"I'm not sure Lavernius, how does it feel to be the most attractive person in this canyon?"
As soon as those words left your mouth, you thought you'd regret it but boy were you wrong. Even though he had his helmet on, you could tell he was blushing. Never did you think the Lavernius Tucker, 'doctor fuck', would be tongue tied over a crappy pick up line.
"I-Uh I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...W-what?"
"I am willing to lower my standards just for you Lavernius."
"W-W-What? Y-Y-You're not joking are you?" At this, you just shrugged nonchalantly.
"How about we find out in the bedroom?"
"Bow chicka bow wow?"
The two of you sat down in your room, Tucker fidgeting nervously and you grinning.
"Lavernius, closes your eyes for a second." Tucker obliged but almost opened them when he heard metal clinking. You noticed, "Come on Lavernius, eyes...closed."
"Uh, well I'm not much of a kink shamer, bow chicka bow wow." A few seconds of silence passed and Tucker resisted the urge to open his eyes again. "(Y/N)?" His words made a chuckle leave your lips.
"You can open them now." Tucker's eyes opened, then quickly widened as he saw the dilemma he was in.
"Woah babe, I get that-" You decided to ignore him and observe your master piece. Boy scouts really teach you how to tie a good knot. "-How did you even tie me down without me feeling it." All you did was shrug.
"Oh Tucker, it'll be a cold day in hell, before you lose our virginity."
"W-wait, (Y/N), where are you going?"
"Dunno, but I'm definitely knot staying here! AHA!" You then proceeded to walk out of the room, as Tucker pathetically flailed tied to the bed.
"(Y-Y-/N)?"
"TUCKER! TUCKER? TUCKER! Man, where the hell is Tucker?" Church continued muttering in slight anger as he paced around the base aimlessly. As he maneuvered around, he came face to face helmet to helmet with you.
"Hey, rookie. Have you seen Tucker?" Instead of receiving a verbal response, Church just received a light heartedly scoff before (Y/N) walked away.
"I think he's a little TIED UP! AHA!"
"What? What the fuck? ROOKIE?"
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