Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

16. Excuses (Washington)

Fun fact: I wrote this during maths because I fucking hate maths (Specifically the teacher).

Words: 879

Characters: Washingtub

Genre: Romantic + Comedy (School AU)

School. More specifically, high school. The futile, torturous and excruciatingly boring experience that every individual was forced through. Yours was especially bad since you were in the class you hated most.

You swear your teacher was a sleeping pill because their boring voice had almost sent you to sleep four times already.

Beside you sat Washington who was intently listening to the bore fest. You tried to scan his face for anything but focus but there was nothing else.

His eyes were surprisingly filled with interest as you slowly admired the blonde listening to the teacher.

You stared, stared and continued to stare, expecting Washington to look in your direct. He didn't so you began to try and gain his attention with whisper shouting.

"David. Psst, David." Still no response as Washington continued staring forward. "PPPPSTTTT DAVID!" Again he made no indication that he was listening to you (which was weird because you were borderline shouting) thus your assault on his began.

With all the equipment there you easily setup, aimed and began to fire.

You saw Washington's face widen dramatically as he felt something wet land on his face. That had finally got this attention as he looked to you to see you adorning a triumphant smirk. You made no effort in hiding the weapon and he could swear you were showing off the handmade tube.

That was all he needed to retaliate. He grabbed some paper from his book and began his gross defence.

You landed a shot on his cheek, and giggled, while he landed one on your forehead and chuckled lightly. As you both continued your unhygienic exchange, your laughs got louder. Loud to the point where the whole class could hear them, specifically Washington's.

"MR. WASHINGTON!" David and you shot up at the teachers loud and authoritarian tone. "I WOULD PREFER IF YOU AND YOUR LOVER SHARED SALIVA AFTER MY CLASS." Washington's eyes widened as he heard the word lover while you, and the rest of the class, burst out laughing because of his red cheeks.

He saw you were laughing and buried his cherry face into his hands.

"Yes sir."

"Good, now if you'd let me continue-" Then (again) began the unbearable but unluckily familiar drawl of the teacher.

You (again) took the time to admire Washington but this time you did catch his eyes.

He sent you an irritated but obviously playful look and you responded with a pout.

"David-" you went to start off but was cut off by the teacher.

"MR WASHINGTON! DO I NEED TO SEND YOU TO THE PRICIPALS OFFICE?" It took your left hand covering your mouth, your right hand banging the table and a bite of the lips to supress your hysterical laughter.

"No sir, sorry sir." Washington was definitely not impressed.

He was so grumpy your paper spit balls and constant poking hadn't gotten his attention. The only thing you could think of doing now was plan "B."

You ripped out of piece of paper from your notebook and stared scribbling words on it. In the few seconds you had finished, you have managed to fold it and tip it off with a heart.

The paper landed on Washington's table with a light poof.

He almost instantly saw but it most definitely didn't open it was he contemplated what to do with it.

When you got a childish and confused look (that was too pure for this world) you just urge him to open it.

He examined it for a little before complying.

Hi

:)

"Hi?" Came his soft confused reply. This caused you to through another piece.

I said hi

>:(

Another way and another note.

David why are you

being so rude?

Just write hi

:(

He gave a look that said, "I am?". This cause another piece to hit him on the head.

WRITE!!!

Happy?

OXYGEN MAGNESIUM! MR WASHINGTUB, HOW DARE YOU PASS NOTES DURING MY CLASS!! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SEND YOU TO THE PRICIPALS OFFICE?

What? You started this!

Excuses, excuses my dear boyfriend.

His eyes widened as he read over "boyfriend".

Boyfriend?

Yeah.

Since when?
<3 Yes.

????????

Never mind that, I'm free this afternoon if you want to do something

Something like?

You thought for a second before writing down what you had in mind. Washington picked it up and...que adorable blush.

"MR WASHINGTON, PASSING NOTES I SEE." You both, specifically Washington, look up to see your very pissed teacher. "Would you mind if I read that out loud to the class?"

"Uh sir, um, I don't feel very well?" His voice went up multiple octaves as he questioned himself.

"Well you're definitely well enough to pass me the notes." The man held his hand out and Washington sent you a desperate look.

You looked between Washington and the teacher, trying to figure out an ingenious plan.

That's when you struck you, of course, it was the most logical thing to do.

"And that's how I got the name paper eater!" You stood proudly in front of a crowd of people, with your arms crossed and an extremely smug grin.

"What was on the note?" Some random asked.

"Well my child, when you reach the ripe old age of 15, your parents will explain it to you."