My cat pooed on my laptop. -_- I was not amused.
I kid you not. He sat on my laptop and "pooed." So much for my blog post....
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His rotten little furry butt planted itself right on my laptop.....miraculously only hitting the "P" and the "O" repeatedly.
Unbelievable.
Aaaaannnnndddd now that you are quite possibly risking a few other P words as laughter does horrible things to your insides it's time for another character introduction!
Leviathan Toothless Night Fury. That is not his Wattpad name. My cat just has the most ridiculous name on the planet. We call him Levi. This is what happens when you have the perfect name for your cat. And your siblings have a name too. But your grandmother named him first.
We might not have come to agreement on his name, but there is no doubt that he acts like a dragon. Hence his name. Unfortunately the older he gets the more he acts like a dog. More on that later. For now you should know that being an author's cat with a dog brain means that you learn to mark your territory in the digital realm as well as the physical.
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