All she wanted was one picture. One.
"AJ!!!!" - Draco Kitty. All she could see was a grinning pile of plush crap.
"Whose is this?" - Grandmother of savages.
"Scribbler's." - Art. Thanks, buddy. I so wanted you to take that out of my room and hand it to Authoritative Jester in front of our grandmother of all people. You know me sooo well.
"Oh my." Grandmother did not look thrilled. Of course, this made AJ laugh even more. For some reason, someone felt compelled to ask what it's name was.
"Little turd." - A Lego Ninja
"Uh....sure." I shrugged and went with it. I hadn't actually thought of a name for the Emoji, but anything to end this conversation fast...
"HAHA LITTLE TURD!" - Art...A.K.A. the other little turd. Aaannnnddd Draco Kitty gave up and took a picture of a faceless AJ - A.K.A. the biggest turd. With little turd covering his face. Our grandmother rolled her eyes and tried to ignore yet another socially awkward gathering of her uncouth, but happily amused, grandchildren.
CHARACTER INTRO: A Lego Ninja. Not "Lego Ninja". A Lego Ninja. Lego engineer, professor of marvel and DC, and ComicCON Artist's best friend.
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