"Oh, so which one of you is older?" - Literally everyone who ever meets AJ & Scribbler at the same time
AJ grins and his eyes meet Scribbler's for just a second. She smiles and looks back at the person. "That depends." She starts.
"Who do you think is older?" AJ asks.
"Scribbler." - Every single person who as ever had this conversation....(why?!) AJ and Scribbler both laugh.
"Nope." - Scribbler
"Wait, so you're really older?" - Person looks at AJ, confused.
"That depends." - AJ
"No it doesn't! Either she's older or she's not!" - Random insistent person.
"Technically speaking, yes. But I'd say AJ is older." - Scribbler
"Yep. I'm definitely older!" - AJ (Scribbler then raises her eyebrow at AJ)
"So he was born first?" - Confused person
"No, but if life starts at conception, she's younger than me." - AJ
*Facepalm* *Furious blushing* *Embarrassed stuttering* "That's not how it works!" - Awkwardly confused person who has fallen right into our trap.
Look out world, we're unstoppable!! - AJ & Scribbler
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