"Close your eyes and turn around." - AJ's grin was just a little too eager. I narrowed my eyes and crossed my arms over my chest. "Why?" I asked. "Just do it." He responded. I turned around but my muscles tensed, ready for anything.
WOMP!
Something soft bopped me on the back of the head. I spun around and snatched off of the ground and was about to throw it back when I got a good look at it. I stopped and nearly dropped the thing, laughing hysterically. A giant Emoji stared back at me with a white felt grin. A poop emoji, to be specific.
"Where the heck did you find this thing?" I asked once I had regained a little control over myself. I threw it at his face before waiting for a response. He threw it back. "Amazon." He said. Figures. If it isn't on amazon then it's not worth having if you're AJ. (Unless it's food.)
For the next hour we went between playing catch and downright pummeling each other with a plush turd. I've dealt with all kinds of crap in my life, but I must say it was never as sweet as that emoji.
CHARACTER INTRO:
AJ (a.k.a. theology nerd) - my boyfriend. His full Wattpad title is Authority'sJester. Why? That's for me to know, and you to forever ponder.
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