Ugh, this story is a mess. Why did I write it again? - Editor
Oh yea...I forgot that scene. It was epic. IT WILL SAVE THE STORY!! WE MUST FORGE ONWARD!! - Writer
But the peoples...they will hate it! It's so cliche, and awkward and....holy crikey is that...a TYPO?! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THAT GLARING ERROR RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE! - Proofreader
Too bad, I submitted it to the proofreaders. - Writer
You did what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! - Proofreader
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you get. - Writer
We're doomed. We're all doomed. - Editor
Ever feel like you've got a whole publishing crew in your head?
Guess what....you should only be listening to the writer. For now. Ignore everyone else and their stuffy commentary...just write.
Now I'm going to go cry over all of the grammatical errors in my latest manuscript...
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