Hey guys :D
So last night, I stayed up and thought.
And thought.
And thought.
So.... at the end of every 5 chapters, I'll list the top commenters ( Meaning, not saying my favorites but the first persons username that pops up).
And idk idk so just enjoy this!!
AND AND AND
If you have a name similar to the characters, its a coincidence, and your 10000000x better than them lol c;
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*You're at school, sitting with a bunch of random people.*
Bridget: And I was like, "So are you dating or what?" And he says: "Yeah if she cut down the time she uses to pamper herself"! Like O-M-G, a girl needs that time!"
*You internally cringe.*
Emily: I-K-R! Like guys omg they take only 3 hours like not enough time!!
You: 0-0 Uhm. I actually take 5 minutes tops to shower, throw my hair in a ponytail, and eat 0.0
Emily: GASP!
Bridget: COLLAPSES MENTALLY!
*A teacher walks past, and mutters.*
Teacher: Your supposed to say it.. not do it.
*She walks away.*
Emily: O-M-G it takes me 5 minutes to moisturize my left nostril ALONE! Ew, you must be dirty as a pig!
You: 0-0 There's no mud on me so I'm prettty sure I'm clean :/
Bridget: It takes me an HOUR to throw my hair in a ponytail, put hairspray, add glitter and-
You: Dude why would you put glitter in your hair? 0-0
Bridget: So I can shine duh.
This chapter is half baked SO
IDK I just feel so empty I need to do something dangerous :/
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100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand
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