3: Don't Explain your Morning Routine!

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Hey guys :D

So last night, I stayed up and thought.

And thought.

And thought.

So.... at the end of every 5 chapters, I'll list the top commenters ( Meaning, not saying my favorites but the first persons username that pops up).

And idk idk so just enjoy this!!

AND AND AND

If you have a name similar to the characters, its a coincidence, and your 10000000x better than them lol c;

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*You're at school, sitting with a bunch of random people.*

Bridget: And I was like, "So are you dating or what?" And he says: "Yeah if she cut down the time she uses to pamper herself"! Like O-M-G, a girl needs that time!"

*You internally cringe.*

Emily: I-K-R! Like guys omg they take only 3 hours like not enough time!!

You: 0-0 Uhm. I actually take 5 minutes tops to shower, throw my hair in a ponytail, and eat 0.0

Emily: GASP!

Bridget: COLLAPSES MENTALLY!

*A teacher walks past, and mutters.*

Teacher: Your supposed to say it.. not do it.

*She walks away.*

Emily: O-M-G it takes me 5 minutes to moisturize my left nostril ALONE! Ew, you must be dirty as a pig!

You: 0-0 There's no mud on me so I'm prettty sure I'm clean :/

Bridget: It takes me an HOUR to throw my hair in a ponytail, put hairspray, add glitter and-

You: Dude why would you put glitter in your hair? 0-0

Bridget: So I can shine duh.

This chapter is half baked SO

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This chapter is half baked SO

IDK I just feel so empty I need to do something dangerous :/



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