Hola buenos tardes!
^EH EH? *Wiggles eyebrows*
Spongebob reference!
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*You're in the cafeteria getting food.*
Lunch Lady: Next!
You: HI :D
Lunch Lady: YOU again... thought that oil killed you... apparently not :(
You: Hey I love you too!
Lunch Lady: Hey you know what... take this pineapple and leave me alone....PLEASE!!!
*You take the Pineapple and gasp.*
Lunch Lady: What could it POSSIBLY be now '-'?!
You: ITS SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB COME OUT!!!!
*You bite on the Pineapple and jump on it.*
Lunch Lady: PLEASE STOP!
You: YOOOOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!
Cafeteria: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Lunchlady: SHUT UP!
*You gasp again.*
You: It all makes sense... MY LIFE MAKES SENSE!
Lunch Lady:.. I dont care!
You: Teacher is Patrick because she's dumb like rocks...
Teacher: HEY!
*You point to the lunch lady's nose.*
You: You're squidward because you're nose looks like a giant rain drop and you're always grumpy!
Lunch Lady : T-T.... Remember.. I'M THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU YOUR FOOD! SO I COULD POISON YOU MWAHAHAHA
*She chokes on her laughter.*
You: ヽ(∇⌒ヽ)(ノ⌒∇)ノ I- I-I REALLY DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1
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