Hello '-'
I know your freaked out about my little panic attack in the last chapter.
WHO CARES
This is what makes me happy tbh!! I still will delete my acc probs because this news is BOUND to get to my parents...
Which will result in my death (:
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*Your mom forces you to go to Girl's birthday.*
You: Mom why do I have to go?
Mom: Because you embarrassed her at the barber shop!
You:... How is this drastic?
Mom: Because her dad is my boss who just MAY fire me and we'll have to rent out a card board box.
You: .. Oh. Okay then.
Mom: I'lll meet you in the car. Wear something nice honey (:
You: Sure '-'
*You wear the clothes you find in the dirty clothes hamper.*
You: Huh. Oh well it smells good enough (:
*You walk out to your car, and your mom attacks you with perfume.*
You: AGH STAPH :( Cough mom why does this smell like compost?
Mom: Well you see our flowers died and my flower perfume ran out so the dirt was my next choice :D
You:.....
Mom: :D
You: Okay mom can we get going?
Mom: Ok :)
*You guys drive for and hour while your mom sings.*
Mom: Life is a high way to HELLoo
You: .. Mom.. I think we're here..
Mom: Oh my gosh 'o'
*She runs up to the front door.*
Mom: HAY YOUR HOES ARE HERE :D
You: Mom! Do you even know what that word means? Don't say that!
Mom: Well it's a word people use to describe my bae Kylie Jenner so I love it :D
You:...
*The door opens.*
Girl: Well um like come in ahaha..
You: '-' Okay.
*You guys walk in and see presents up to the ceiling, with 20 cars.*
Girl: Ugh I wish daddy got me more cars.. I only got 20!
You: Dude I cant even afford a bike handle.
Girl: Poor child. Oh well why aren't you wishing me a happy birthday?
Mom: Hapy birthday to youuuuuuuuu
*Your mom nudges you to sing.*
You: Your age is finally higher than your IQ
Mom: GASP
Girl: YOUCH? Whats an EYE QUEE? Oh my god is there a Q-tip in my eye?!
*She screams while wrecking her cars.*
Mom: Don't worry Girl ill put this car away from you :D
*Your mom turns on the car and runs Girl over.*
Girl: AUGH HALP D: Because I'm ran over I-
Shawn Mendes: I'll be needing stitchesss
You: Well... do you see anyone complaining that your hurt?
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This chapter is really bad.
I hate certain people with an certain extent...
No not you.
But some guys at my school are really annoying.
Ok see I just needed to say that... BUT I have a question
IS it OKAY if I dedicate the people not today but tomorrow with #26? All I want its to fall asleep and never wake up
idk.
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