Hello!
FORGIVE ME I HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER.. I've been feeling sick lately so I had to let it pass over :p
AND PLEASE TAKE THE TITLE SERIOUSLY if your parents are cringey... we don't want another Saggytits happening ;-;
^Just joking do whatever you want with your life ;)
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*It's the night before Christmas and your parents want to record the present opening.*
Mom: Honey what do I do after it is on?
You: You can upload it on a computer or phone mom '-'
Dad: So I can add it to YouTube and stuff?
You: Yep.
Mom: O-M-G I'M SHOOK!
You: .. Mom please stop. And don't even think of making a YouTube channel.. goodnight!
Dad: G'night sugar plum!
*You sleep for three minutes, but wake up at your mother screaming.*
You: WHATS GOING ON? IS IT A FIRE? SECURE THE FOOD BASE AND LETS GO!
*You still hear screaming so you run downstairs.*
You: Mom dad whats wrong?
Mom: Look at my phone!
*Your mom and dad's YouTube channel has a million subscribers.*
You: HOW? WE COULD BE FAMOUS WE COULD BE RICH, WE COULD BE... wait how do you have a million subscribers? IN THREE MINUTES?
Dad: Look at the comments!
Commenter #1: Haha love it!
Commenter #2: Send me your address and I'll send you money!
Commenter #3: Marry me :D
Dad: YES! Everyone loves us!
Mom: What? Did you say 'yes'?!
Dad: I mean YASSSSS
You: O.o What video did you even upload?
Mom: This video of me and your dad doing L.I.T dancing!
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Dad: Isn't that L.I.T. FAM?
You:.. Yeah.. totally. By the way mom, whats the username and password?
Mom: Oh the username is Hot and the password is Couple!
You: Okay.. Be right back :)
*You go up to your room and delete the channel.*
Mom: SCREAM! SOMEONE DELETED THE CHANNEL!
Dad: AND WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE THE USER OR PASSWORD :(
Mom: This could mean... a hacker D:
Dad: HIGH PITCHED SCREAM!
*Your parents sob so you go downstairs to comfort them.*
You: Mom? Dad? It's okay.... hehe I mean :(
Mom: Bae is right! Instead of dancing for our fans, we can dance for her!
Dad: YEAH!
You: No... ILL MAKE YOU ANOTHER CHANNEL! (╥_╥)
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HIIIIIII
How was everyones Chrsitmas?!
*Crickets*
o h
Okay okay on a serious note, what did everyone get?! *I got 20000 cards and a couple of sugar scrubs that smell heavenly.*
I know this sounds clipped but CYA LATER ;) '3'
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