10: Don't Jump into T.V.'s!

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Hiya :)

I think we all know why I haven't updated in so long....

BUT FORGIVE ME :(

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HERE IT IS!!!

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*Your in class and a substitute is in the front.*

Substitute: I think we all can agree to chillax today... :)

Class: YEAH WOOH!!

*The sub wheels in those big bulky t.v.s.*

Sub: Everyone lay back, and we will watch a documentary on Zac Efron :)

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA :D!!

*You take paper to take notes.*

Tv: Zac efron was born on 1987. Now he here is!

*Zac Efron appears on the screen.*

Zac: Yo yo you fans :) *Lip bite* How are you?

You: I'M GOOD HOW ARE YOU HUNNY HM HM??

Zac: I'm fine :) I was born in-

You: SQUEALLL HE TALKED BACK!

Zac: Why don't you join me? I'm a little lonely here... :(

You: DON'T WORRY BABEH IM HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*You charge at the tv while singing the Blues Clues song.*

Tv: OW :(

*The tv breaks, as you cry on the floor.*

Sub: Whats wrong hun?

*She reaches out to touch you.*

You: DON'T TRUST ME :( ZAC WHERE ARE YOU BABEH CRIES HEART OUT!

*Paramedics rush in.*

You: Finally! Someone is here to mend my BROKEN HEART!!!!!! :(

Paramedics: Haha siiike. We're here for the tv.... DON'T WORRY ZAC WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE :(

*You roll on the floor and start talking.*

David: ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ You?

You: GET LOST :(

David: ..............(◞‸◟)

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HEYO :D


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P.S. OMG MY FRIEND AT MY SCHOOL READS THIS BOOK IM SO EMBARESSED GAH......

I just saw her account cause I remember her yelling my ears off about their "cool" username.


My parents don't know still.

I'm scared to tell them.

Should I tell her? (Tyler and Mariah... we've kinda branched off. Tyler sounds really weird, his voice sounds like hes going to die. Mariah has curly hair, taller... and has freckles. I' haven't changed... at all.)


^Okay this turned into a rant idk.


WHY PUBERTY?!?!

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"BOLD" PART

So. I'm just curious.

What do you guys think I look like? I just want to know I'm realllyyy curious... I might do a face reveal soon idk Instagram account has no progress.

(P.S. IT WONT BE OFFENDING TO PUT DOWN SKIN COLOR... please dont make any jokes I dont want anyone to feel offended)

Yep that was all.... have a good "night" (It's 10:22 P.M. oh god goodnight!!)


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