Heyyy
Ok so I know I was GONNA to delete my account.
But.
check the bottom I guess... I don't want to write a long paragraph here soo
{BTW did I already mention I got a laptop? MY PARENTS GOT ME ONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE}
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*Your neighborhood is holding a Funeral for your friend since she's been missing for such a long time.*
Pastor: We are here today to grieve upong Friend today and-
Friend's Mom: SHE NEVER FINISHED MASSAGING MY SCALEY BACK.. WAAAAAA
*She's pushed away by security while bawling.*
Pastor: ..Right. But anyways, Friend was a loving, heartwarming, and trustworthy friend. She was also kind and very nonabusi-
*You burst out laughing.*
Pastor:.. O.o What is so funny?
You: The part when you said she was kind and heartwarming.. WHEW that is such a lie!
Mom: Honey it's a no-no laughing at a funeral!
You: Mom its a "no-no" to drool over topless models.. you're married!
Mom: Not now B)
*She shoves her ring in her purse and wears a bikini.*
Mom: I'M COMING FOR YOU TAYLOR LAUTNER!
Taylor: AAH D:
*Your mom chases Taylor and your dad conveniently comes back from the bathroom.*
Dad: Whew that was terrible.... wheres your mother?
You: Shes somewhere over the rainbow..
Dad: SOME WHEREE OVER THE RAINBOW!!
*The whole funeral comeitee stares at you.*
You: Can someone explain how this went from a funeral to rainbows?
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ELLO GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So the reason why I chose to come back is because firstly: I got a laptop so I can update WHENEVER I want to (:
Second: This girl (insert name) I don't wanna say who this is because she might be reading this but yo ;)
But anywayss, shes the reason why I'm back: She talked me into some sense and I cant even explain how awesome she is
(Shes more awesome than me and THATS something 'o')
Jk, jk I'm not awesome but here's Perch Perkins with the Shout outs!
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