HEYO :D
OMG HOW DOES THIS BOOK HAS 1.1K READS I STARTED 2 DAYS AGO?!
I'm in shock screeeeeeeeeeech!!!
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*Your lounging in your room and binge watching on Netflix.*
Mom: YOUUUUU!!! COME DOWN HERE!!!
You: MOM I CANT HEAR YOU I'M WATCHING TEEN WOLF!
Mom: If you dont come down here I'll dance to Sweatshirt and-
You: NO OKAY COMING!
*You stomp down the stairs and find her in the kitchen.*
You: WHAT?
Mom: Take this pie to the new neighbors only 22 miles away!! They just moved in :D
You: '-' Okay....
*You take the pie, and your phone and walk out. You trip over a rock, and then blame the white van across from you, with its weird radars.*
You: Well at least I should have something to take my mind off my sad and depressing lifee. :(
*You take out your phone and play Pokemon Go.*
You: WHAT ITS AN Aerodactyl? WAIT COME BACK!!
*You chase after the vitural creature, and you suddenly get tackled.*
You: MRH? HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED! HEL- oh. Hi mom :D/
Mom: ಠ_ಠ Whats that on your phone....?
You: What? Mom I gotta go or this Aerodactyl will run...
Mom: STAY RIGHT HERE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT POKEMON GO IS?
You: A game... '-'
Mom: It's the devils game. These "creatures" are really kidnappers trying to lure young people in! If you follow it.. IT WILL KIDNAP YOU!
You: Mom chill -.- How will a DIGITAL creature get a REALISTIC person?
Mom: THE GIANT AEROPOSTALE WILL HOLD YOU IN ITS BEAK D:
You: It's an Aerodactyl....
Mom: ಠ_ಠ
You: -.- Mom... lets just go back home and let me eat the pie and inhale the fridge.
Mom: Okay :D
*You walk home while your mom skips away while singing Sweatshirt.*
Mom: I'm so happy you listened to me Bae. Now your not kidnapped!
You: I'll be in my room sleeping... wake me up when I'm dead.
Mom: Sure thing :)
Old Man In Van: DARN IT! These youngsters are sure hard to lure in... if Pokemon doesn't work... what will?
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TEE HEEE
I tried to incorporate that old man van part B)
The competition of Books dude is gone... although I know he is lingering around.
GUESS WHAT?
^Chicken butt
No. NOT THAT although Chicken butt is tasty.
I FOUND A WAY TO DISCREETLY MAKE AN INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT, YOUTUBE, ETC.
I'm not risking ANYTHING. So I'm waiting until this Competition of Books dude is COMPLETELY gone.
HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY :DDD
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