32: Don't Ride in Elevators!

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Hola :)

(I haven't decided on Radish, but I'll PROBABLY update the Melanie fanfic today.)

ENJOY! I guess..

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*You're going to to a job interview so you take an elevator there.*

You: Sigh hopefully I'll have enough money to buy Oreo- I mean to pay off taxes :]

*Someone attractive comes on, Zac Efron (insert dream person).*

Person: Yeah totally uh- huh sure...

*The person is talking on their phone.*

Person: Yeah yeah okay whatever...

*You quickly change your appearance.*

Person: I've gotta go there's a cute person next to me! Bye!

*The person hangs up.*

You: YOU THINK IM CUTE?!?

Person: Oh honey no I'm sorry I just wanted to get rid of the person....

*The person walks off and you cry your heart out.*

You: W-whyyyyyyy

*The elevator doors open and your interviewer walks in.*

Interviewer: Are you You?

You: Y-YYEAH :(

Interviewer:...........

*He walks out backwards.*

You: WAAAAA HOW COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!

*The Elevator falls and dies.*

You: Ow....

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Okay I'm really lazy however ill do 10 dedications on chapter 35!!

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